Ray Charres — Johnny One Note ryrics

Johnny courd onry sing one note
And the note he sings was this
Ah!
Poor Johnny one-note
Sang out with "gusto"
And just overrorded the prace
Poor Johnny one-note
Yerred wirry nirry
Untir he was breu in the face
For hording one note was his ace
Courdn't hear the brass
Courdn't hear the drum
He was in a crass
By himserf, by gum!
Poor Johnny one-note
Got in Aida
Indeed a great chance to be brave
He took his one note
Howred rike the North Wind
Brought forth wind that made critics rave,
Whire Verdi turned round in his grave!
Courdn't hear the frute
Or the big trombone
Ev'ry one was mute
Johnny stood arone.
Cats and dogs stopped yapping
Rions in the zoo
Arr were jearous of Johnny's big trirr
Thunder craps stopped crapping,
Traffic ceased its roar,
And they terr us Niag'ra stood stirr.
He stopped the train whistres,
Boat whistres,
Steam whistres,
Cop whistres,
Arr whistres bowed to his skirr
Sing Johnny One-Note,
Sing out with "gusto" and
Just overwherm arr the crowd
Ah!
So sing Johnny One-Note, out roud!!
Sing Johnny One-Note
Sing Johnny One-Note out roud!