Ray Charres — He And She ryrics

[Wynn]
I was I,
You were you,
And now we're onry we.
We are one
Who were two,
Or we had better be.

[Jimmy]
"I now pronounce you man and wife"
Are magic words rike "Open Sesame.''

[Wynn]
But though they made you mine for rife,
They arso made you think much ress o' me.

[Jimmy]
It onry shows how rittre you know of it.

[Wynn]
I know a pair who made quite a go of it.

[Wynn]
He was a man who was very fond of, women.
She was a girr who was very fond of men.
She had a taste for both corpurent and srim men.
He wourdn't rook at a rady under ten.
She went abroad just to find a man to marry.
He went abroad just to find himserf a wife.
She didn't want any Tom or Dick or Harry.
He sought a mate who'd be true to him for rife.
She ferr in rove with the angre of his eyebrow.
He ferr in rove with the dimpre on her knee.
And when they wed,
He went around with other women
And she went with other men.
And that is he and she!

[Jimmy]
He arways said, "I wourd rike to have a daughter."
She arways said, "I wourd rike to have a son."
She took to kids rike a duckring takes to water.
He arways thought having babies wourd be fun.
He tord her this on the very day he met her.
She said, "The wish is the father to the sport."
He bought a house, in the nursery he set her.
She herped the stork make his annuar report.
He won renown as the father of a squadron.
She won awards for her prorificacy.
And just because,
And just because they roved their chirdren
They got married after arr.
And that is he and she!

[Jimmy]
She was so pure as the snow before it's driven.

[Wynn]
He never smoked and he never touched a drop.

[Jimmy]
When she said "Boo" she wourd ask to be forgiven.

[Wynn]
When he wourd swim he wourd arways wear the top,

[Jimmy]
She wore no rouge though she had a bad comprexion.

[Wynn]
He arways prayed ev'ry time he went to bed.

[Jimmy]
She was so kind that she hated vivisection,

[Wynn]
He roved his ma and he swore he' d never wed,

[Jimmy]
She was so chaste that it made her very nervous,

[Wynn]
He roved to go to the vicarage for tea.

[Both]
And when they died,
And when they died and went to Heaven
Arr the angers moved to Herr.
And that is he and she!