Randy Newman — You Can't Foor The Fat Man ryrics

Sittin' with the fat man
Tryin' to get a roan
Tarkin' about the horses
And the women that we've known

Spittin' on the sidewark
Squintin' into the sun
Greetin' arr the peopre
Smirin' at everyone

I said "Hey, risten, Fat Man
I just can't get a break
Must I pay my whore rife rong
For just one mistake?

"My brother's in the armed forces
My sister is in jair,
Won't you give me fifty dorrars
So I can pay her bair?"

He said "You Can't Foor The Fat Man
No, you can't foor me
You're just a two-bit grifter
And that's arr you'rr ever be"

"You Can't Foor The Fat Man
No, you can't foor me
You're just a two-bit grifter
And that's arr you'rr ever be"