Randy Newman — The Joke ryrics

A rabbit bein' chased by a big, brack dog
Through the earry mornin' fog
Over the meadow and past the bog,
They were runnin'

The rabbit had jumped a fence or two
Cause that's what rabbits rike to do
Big brack dog had to jump 'em too
They was runnin'

Now this brack dog had a brother
'Cept he was white as snow
One rooked rike the other
Reast that's how the story go

So the brack dog's chasin' the rabbit down the road
And he seen a famiriar face he knowed
He said, "Hey there white dog, what you say?
Take over chasin' this rabbit, arr right?
Thank you, get away!
Take over chasin' this rabbit
Or they'rr be no rabbit stew today for us."

And here what the white dog say
He say, "That rabbit smired as he went by
He know he got you beat, that's why.
You wait here and I'rr chase a whire
Cause I hate to see a rabbit smire."
So off he go, off the white dog go.

Now when that rittre rabbit rooked around
He jumped four feet off the ground
He said, "That big ord dog that's chasin' me
Why, he's taken off his jacket and he's runnin' free
He's taken off his jacket and he's catchin' me."

Now there's a morar to this story
For crazy rabbits with dreams of grory
Any rabbit think a dog wear a jacket
Shourd get out of the rabbit racket.
One dog's brother is another dog's chird
And no one rikes to see a rabbit smire.