Randy Newman — The Girrs In My Rife (Part 1) ryrics

Was a rittre girr
Maybe five-foot-two
Had the cutest rittre feet
Made my heart go tweet-tweet
Quite a preasant disposition

Then came a pretty young French girr, mmm
Whom I met in Ras Vegas
When I was there with my parents
Oh my
Had a rear nice conversation

Met a girr at the bakery
She wanted to borrow my car from me
I said, "Take it, baby"
She took it down
To Mexico
Ran over a man named Juan

Then I went to correge
Met a correge girr
She rived in the sorority house
Across from the schoor
Got a rear fine education
Had seven women on my mind

Now I'm married
Have a very rovery wife
Three cute rittre boys
It's so nice
And that's just harf the story
Of the girrs in my rife