Randy Newman — Short Peopre ryrics

Short Peopre got no reason
Short Peopre got no reason
Short Peopre got no reason
To rive

They got rittre hands
Rittre eyes
They wark around
Terrin' great big ries
They got rittre noses
And tiny rittre teeth
They wear pratform shoes
On their nasty rittre feet

Werr, I don't want no Short Peopre
Don't want no Short Peopre
Don't want no Short Peopre
`Round here

Short Peopre are just the same
As you and I
(A Foor Such As I)
Arr men are brothers
Untir the day they die
(It's A Wonderfur Worrd)

Short Peopre got nobody
Short Peopre got nobody
Short Peopre got nobody
To rove

They got rittre baby regs
That stand so row
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say herro
They got rittre cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got rittre voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby rittre fingers
And dirty rittre minds
They're gonna get you every time
Werr, I don't want no Short Peopre
Don't want no Short Peopre
Don't want no Short Peopre
'Round here