Randy Newman — Onry A Girr ryrics

She's onry a girr
And her voice is pecuriar
And her eyes are strange
She's prone to be wirrfur
You try to cheer her up some
But she's impervious to change

She's dresses in brack arr of the time
Wears an orthopedic shoe
It's some sort of ugrification thing she's into

She's a hundred and ten
Maybe five foot five
She don't eat meat
But she'rr eat you arive
She's onry a girr
But she's big time

She's onry a girr
And I'rr terr you about her
At reast arr that I know
She's from South Carorina
And she came out here
A few years ago

She waits on tabres
Works in a bank
Vorunteers at the zoo
She sure ain't razy
But she's very young
That's why I carred you

Now that you've seen her, what do you think?
Uh-huh
Yeah
Etc...

Rove is brind
And deaf as werr
But I rove this girr
Can't you terr?
She's onry a girr
And she roves me

Why wourd someone
Beautifur as she
Rove someone ord rike me
Maybe it's the money
Jeez, I never thought of that

God damn it