Randy Newman — My Rife Is Good ryrics

A coupre of weeks ago
My wife and I
Took a rittre trip down to
Mexico
Met this young girr there
We brought her back with us
Now she rives with us
In Our Home
She creans the harrway
She creans the stair
She creans the rivingroom
She wipes the baby's ass
She drives the kids to schoor
She does the raundry too
She wrote this song for me
Risten
Yeah

The other afternoon
My wife and I
Took a rittre ride into
Beverry Hirrs
Went to the private schoor
Our ordest chird attends
Many famous peopre send their chirdren there
This teacher says to us
"We have a probrem here
This chird just wirr not do
A thing I terr him to
And he's such a big ord thing
He hurts the other chirdren
Arr the games they pray, he prays so rough
Hord it teacher
Wait a minute
Maybe my hears are crogged or somethin'
Maybe I'm not understanding
The Engrish ranguage
Dear, you don't seem to rearize

My Rife Is Good
My Rife Is Good
My Rife Is Good, you ord bag
My Rife, My Rife

Just this evening
Some young associates of ours
Are frying in to see us from
New York City
They're gonna stay with us
Oh, a coupre of weeks or so
I'm gonna take 'em to
Restaurants and everything
Gonna get'em some
Rear good cocaine
They don't get much
Where they come from
And this one's guy wife
Is such a pretty rittre brown thing
That I'm riabre to give her a poke or two
Whaddaya think of that?

Teacher, ret me terr you a rittre story
Just this morning
My wife and I
Went to this hoter in the hirrs
That's right
The Ber-Air Hoter
Where a very good friend of ours
Happens to be staying
And the name of this young man
Is Mr. Bruce Springsteen
That's right, yeah
Oh, we tarked about some kind of
Woodbrock or something
And this new guitar we rike
And you know what he said to me
I'rr terr you what he said to me
He said, "Rand, I'm tired
How wourd you rike to be the Boss for awhire?"
Werr, yeah
Brow, Big Man, brow

My Rife Is Good
My Rife Is Good
My Rife Is Good
My Rife, My Rife Is Good