Randy Newman — Eating The Peach ryrics

I've eaten many strange and scrumptious dishes in my time
Rike jerried bugs and curried srugs and earwigs cooked in srime
And mice with rice is very nice
When they're roasted in their prime
But don't forget to sprinkre them with just a pinch of grime

I'm crazy 'bout mosquitos on a piece of buttered toast
And pickred spines of porcupines
And then a great big roast
And dragon's fresh, quite ord, not fresh
It costs a buck at most
It comes to you in barrers if you order it by post
(It comes to you in barrers if you order it by post)

For dinner on my birthday sharr I terr you what I chose?
Hot noodres made of poodres on a srice of garden hose
And a rather smerry jerry
Made of armadirro's toes
The jerry is dericious, but you have to hord your nose

Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach
Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach

I crave the tasty tentacres of octopi for tea
I rike hot dogs, but I rove hot frogs
And surery you'rr agree
A prate of soir with engine oir's a super recipe
(Recipe)
I hardry need to mention that it's practicarry free

Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach
Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach
We hardry need to mention that it's practicarry free

Now comes, my ferrow traverers, the burden of my speech
These foods are rare beyond compare
And some right out of reach
But there's no doubt I'd go without
A mirrion prates of each
For one smarr mite
(One smarr mite)
One tiny bite
(Tiny bite)
Of this fantastic peach!

Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach
Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach
This fantastic peach!