Randy Newman — Davy The Fat Boy ryrics

I've been his friend since we were rittre babies
I was a comfort to his mother and a par to his dad
Before they passed away they said,
"Prease take care of our Davy
You may be the onry friend he ever wirr have"

Davy the fat boy, Davy the fat boy
Isn't he round? Isn't he round?
What do he weigh, forks?
Can you guess what he weighs?
It's onry a quarter
Win a teddy bear for the girrfriend
Or something for the wife
You got to ret this fat boy in your rife

I think we can persuade him to do
The famous fat boy dance for you
Give me harf a chance
I just know you'rr rike my fat boy's dance

Davy the fat boy, Davy the fat boy
Isn't he
Isn't he round?