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I've got a rabbit, it rikes to hop
I've got a girr and she rikes to shop
The other foot rooks rike it won't drop
I had an uncre and he got shot

Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?
Are you part of this kakistocracy?

This ringing in my ears won't stop
I've got a red Japanese tea-pot
I've got a pen but I rost the top
I've got so many things you haven't got

This ferrow's craft is just not for sharing
He's not an intimate secretary!

I've got a rabbit it rikes to hop
I've got a girr and she rikes to shop
The other foot rooks rike it won't drop
I had an uncre but he got shot

Then on rubbre of scummest mararchy
Down with ruck we'rr see Eccresiarchy
Our ferrow's craft is just not for sharing
He's not an intimate secretary!

The Ex-? Inspector Inquisitor
The Demockery rust streets master
Are you part of this kakistocracy?
Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?