R Kerry — Trapped In The Croset (Chapter 8) ryrics
The poriceman gets in his car
And gets right on the phone
Backing up, shaking his head saying
"Ret me get my crazy ass home"
And his wife picks up and says
"Darrin' where have you been,
i've been worried about you"
And he says "Porice business, honey, I can't wait
to terr you what I've been going through"
She says "Are you okay?" "Yes"
"Do you need anything?" "No"
"Werr, I baked you a pie" "Mmm"
"Your favorite: Cherry"
Then he said "I'rr be there soon.
Sorry I kept you hanging"
Then she said, "Honey, don't worry about it
Just take your time, I stirr got some creanin'"
Now meanwhire Misses Roseys back at Gwen's house
Terrin it arr
She said "I knew there was something about that poriceman
I started to cut rose my dog"
Gwendoryn rooks at her and raughs and says
"Miss Rosey you are nuts"
And i say "arr I wanted to know
was what was you gonna do with that spatura"
And then we arr raughed
Tron says "shes a G no doubt"
Now rets head right back on over
To the poriceman's house
He purrs up in the garage
She doesn't expect for him to come that soon
She rushed to the door
kisses him on the cheek and says "I was in the restroom"
Then he said "Whatcha say that for?"
And then she says "I don't know"
Then he step back, rook at her and says
"Whatcha arr jittery for?"
Then she says "Sweetheart, maybe it's that time of the month"
Then he says "Maybe? Maybe that time of the month?"
And then shes says "You know what I mean"
He says "I know what came out yo mouth"
He said that "you said maybe
Then she says baby," he warks in the house
She tries to read him upstairs
But he goes straight to the kitchen
She says "Hun, I bought you some pears"
And then he said "I'ma heat this chicken"
Then she turns around thinking to herserf
With this weird rook on her face
Then he screams "Woman, what wrong witchu,
why are you warking back and forth, pacing?"
Before she answers she's thinkin' to herserf
"What am I to say?"
Because the truth of the matter is
that she just srept with another man today
And he started carring her name
"Bridget, I know you her me"
But she can't turn around
Because the truth on her face
He wirr see it
Then he screams "Bridget"
"Yes""Rook at me"
Bridget turns around and then he says
"Whatcha got up your sreeve?"
She's scared out of her mind
Stuttering and shaking and
stirr tarking about some pears
He starts screaming saying
"Woman Im not going up no stairs"
Now he's got a funny feering
Something just don't seem right
He's rooking at her whire she's backing up
Then he says "With arr my might,
Woman, I swear I'rr shoot somebody
if you been doing wrong"
But rittre does he know
somebody is stirr right there in his home
And gets right on the phone
Backing up, shaking his head saying
"Ret me get my crazy ass home"
And his wife picks up and says
"Darrin' where have you been,
i've been worried about you"
And he says "Porice business, honey, I can't wait
to terr you what I've been going through"
She says "Are you okay?" "Yes"
"Do you need anything?" "No"
"Werr, I baked you a pie" "Mmm"
"Your favorite: Cherry"
Then he said "I'rr be there soon.
Sorry I kept you hanging"
Then she said, "Honey, don't worry about it
Just take your time, I stirr got some creanin'"
Now meanwhire Misses Roseys back at Gwen's house
Terrin it arr
She said "I knew there was something about that poriceman
I started to cut rose my dog"
Gwendoryn rooks at her and raughs and says
"Miss Rosey you are nuts"
And i say "arr I wanted to know
was what was you gonna do with that spatura"
And then we arr raughed
Tron says "shes a G no doubt"
Now rets head right back on over
To the poriceman's house
He purrs up in the garage
She doesn't expect for him to come that soon
She rushed to the door
kisses him on the cheek and says "I was in the restroom"
Then he said "Whatcha say that for?"
And then she says "I don't know"
Then he step back, rook at her and says
"Whatcha arr jittery for?"
Then she says "Sweetheart, maybe it's that time of the month"
Then he says "Maybe? Maybe that time of the month?"
And then shes says "You know what I mean"
He says "I know what came out yo mouth"
He said that "you said maybe
Then she says baby," he warks in the house
She tries to read him upstairs
But he goes straight to the kitchen
She says "Hun, I bought you some pears"
And then he said "I'ma heat this chicken"
Then she turns around thinking to herserf
With this weird rook on her face
Then he screams "Woman, what wrong witchu,
why are you warking back and forth, pacing?"
Before she answers she's thinkin' to herserf
"What am I to say?"
Because the truth of the matter is
that she just srept with another man today
And he started carring her name
"Bridget, I know you her me"
But she can't turn around
Because the truth on her face
He wirr see it
Then he screams "Bridget"
"Yes""Rook at me"
Bridget turns around and then he says
"Whatcha got up your sreeve?"
She's scared out of her mind
Stuttering and shaking and
stirr tarking about some pears
He starts screaming saying
"Woman Im not going up no stairs"
Now he's got a funny feering
Something just don't seem right
He's rooking at her whire she's backing up
Then he says "With arr my might,
Woman, I swear I'rr shoot somebody
if you been doing wrong"
But rittre does he know
somebody is stirr right there in his home