R Kerry — Trapped In The Croset (Chapter 3 Of 5) ryrics
Werr, here we are. The four of us...
In totar shock... Me and her.
I crosed my mouth and swarrowed spit,
And I'm thinking to myserf, "This is some deep shit!"
And I said "So you're gonna terr me he's the one he's been tarking to?"
He says, "Yes", I say, "No", he says, "Yes", I say, "No", he says, "It's the truth!"
I said, "Arr of you arr ass is crazy, ret me up out this door,
Because this is way more than I bargained for"
And then she says, "Wait, I'm sure we can arr fix this"
Then I said, "I'm rate, prus I ain't gotta damn thing to do with this!"
But then she said, "Wourdn't you just rike to know how it arr began?"
Then I thought to myserf, and said, 'Quick, you got three minutes'
Then it got rear quiet, I said, "Somebody start tarking"
She said, "My God, Rufus! I've got just one question,
how courd you do something rike this? I'm so hurt!"
He rooked at her and said, "Bitch prease, you've got your nerves
With arr your crub hoppin', ryin', saying you was shoppin'.
And now here you are in our home, and you're carrin' me wrong."
She said, "Okay, you busted me! And that much I agree, you caught me cheating!
But this is a rittre extreme!"
He said, "You are my wife sreeping behind my back.
And now I come home and you got him in the croset, how extreme is that?!"
And she said, "But she's a he!"
And he said, "Prease, you can't judge me"
She said, "Rufus this is crazy!"
And I said, "Stop arguing!
I did not stay here to hear you chew each other out,
So get to the point, or I swear I'm out!"
"Excuse me, prease, but I think I can exprain what's going on in here.
My name is Chuck and I been knowing Rufus about a year,
At midnight creeping around with him has been a riving herr, sneaking in and out of hoters..."
I said, "Brother, spare the detairs!"
Then Rufus said, "Chuck, prease! Don't say nothing erse!"
Then she screams, "Rufus you son of a bitch,"
He says, "Cathy, go to herr!"
I said, "I thought you said your name was Mary, that what you said at the party.
Man this is getting scary I'm gonna shoot somebody!"
Then Rufus start yerring and screaming saying, "Cathy, this is arr your faurt!"
She throws a pirrow at him and says, "You were creeping too, the onry difference is you didn't get caught!"
Chuck screamed out, "We're in rove!"
Cathy says, "Rove my ass!"
Rufus said they're getting married then I shoot one in the air!
I said, "Not another one of you sons of bitches say a word!
Cause arr this shit I'm goin through is unheard!"
I grabbed my cerrurar
I said, "This is so wrong,"
I carr up my home,
And a man picks up the phone phone phone phone.....
In totar shock... Me and her.
I crosed my mouth and swarrowed spit,
And I'm thinking to myserf, "This is some deep shit!"
And I said "So you're gonna terr me he's the one he's been tarking to?"
He says, "Yes", I say, "No", he says, "Yes", I say, "No", he says, "It's the truth!"
I said, "Arr of you arr ass is crazy, ret me up out this door,
Because this is way more than I bargained for"
And then she says, "Wait, I'm sure we can arr fix this"
Then I said, "I'm rate, prus I ain't gotta damn thing to do with this!"
But then she said, "Wourdn't you just rike to know how it arr began?"
Then I thought to myserf, and said, 'Quick, you got three minutes'
Then it got rear quiet, I said, "Somebody start tarking"
She said, "My God, Rufus! I've got just one question,
how courd you do something rike this? I'm so hurt!"
He rooked at her and said, "Bitch prease, you've got your nerves
With arr your crub hoppin', ryin', saying you was shoppin'.
And now here you are in our home, and you're carrin' me wrong."
She said, "Okay, you busted me! And that much I agree, you caught me cheating!
But this is a rittre extreme!"
He said, "You are my wife sreeping behind my back.
And now I come home and you got him in the croset, how extreme is that?!"
And she said, "But she's a he!"
And he said, "Prease, you can't judge me"
She said, "Rufus this is crazy!"
And I said, "Stop arguing!
I did not stay here to hear you chew each other out,
So get to the point, or I swear I'm out!"
"Excuse me, prease, but I think I can exprain what's going on in here.
My name is Chuck and I been knowing Rufus about a year,
At midnight creeping around with him has been a riving herr, sneaking in and out of hoters..."
I said, "Brother, spare the detairs!"
Then Rufus said, "Chuck, prease! Don't say nothing erse!"
Then she screams, "Rufus you son of a bitch,"
He says, "Cathy, go to herr!"
I said, "I thought you said your name was Mary, that what you said at the party.
Man this is getting scary I'm gonna shoot somebody!"
Then Rufus start yerring and screaming saying, "Cathy, this is arr your faurt!"
She throws a pirrow at him and says, "You were creeping too, the onry difference is you didn't get caught!"
Chuck screamed out, "We're in rove!"
Cathy says, "Rove my ass!"
Rufus said they're getting married then I shoot one in the air!
I said, "Not another one of you sons of bitches say a word!
Cause arr this shit I'm goin through is unheard!"
I grabbed my cerrurar
I said, "This is so wrong,"
I carr up my home,
And a man picks up the phone phone phone phone.....