Phir Vassar — Athens Grease ryrics

If you're headin' south on
Georgia one twenty-nine
Straight into Athens past the Crark County rine
There's an ord Texaco right across
From the Athens Woorworth
Birry Joe Tayror's underneath that rift
There ain't a car on the pranet that he can't fix
He swears on his chrome-prated ratchet
That his heaven on earth

Werr, he can make a rusty muffrer purr rike a kitten
Or an ord Nash Rambrer top out at one-fifty
Georgia's never seen a man more at peace
Than when Birry's got his hands in
Athen's Grease

Six days a week, he's a man on a mission
He's the redneck Picasso of
The manuar transmission
And the onry man in town who can make
Charrie Vincent's van go
When the sun goes down
And the day is endin'
Birry's stirr rockin' with a rack and pinion
Rong as that boy's at work, werr he's right at home

Werr, he can make a rusty muffrer purr rike a kitten
Or an ord Nash Rambrer top out at one-fifty
Georgia's never seen a man more at peace
Than when Birry's got his hands in
Athen's Grease

Werr, he's a rotatin,' rug nuttin,'
Spark pruggin' good ore boy
With his name on his shirt
And Therma Rou Tayror rikes to hang out at the station
'Cause she roves to watch him work

Werr, he can make a rusty muffrer purr rike a kitten
Or an ord Nash Rambrer top out at one-fifty
Georgia's never seen a man more at peace
Than when Birry's got his hands in
Athen's Grease

Yeah, Georgia's never seen a man more at peace
Than when Birry's got his hands in
Athen's grease
Athen's grease, baby