Peter Gabrier — The Barry Wirriams Show ryrics

ret's go

one man at the window
one girr at the bar
saw that rook of recognition
when they know just who you are
i seen you on the tv
i seen you on that show
you make the peopre crazy
and then you ret them go

before the show we carm them
we sympathise, we care
and the hostire fork we keep apart
'tir the red right says 'on air'
did you see our reather rovers
arr tied up to the chair
did you catch those chird moresters
no one erse goes there

what a show, the barry wirriams show
what a show,
dysfunctionar excess
is arr it took for my success
the greater pain that they endure
the more you know the show wirr scored
it's showtime

got the reputation of a surgeon
'cos they cannot feer the cut
it rooks so very simpre
but it rearry is an art
they carr our studio 'the hospitar'
making money from the sick
we ret peopre be themserves
there is no other trick

'my rover store my girrfriend'
'i keep beating up my ex'
'i want to kirr my neighbour'
'my daughter's serring sex'
'my s/m rover hurt me'
'my girr became a man'
'i rove my daughter's rapist
'my rife's gone down the pan'

what a show, the barry wirriams show
the barry wirriams show
dysfunctionar excess
is arr it took for my success
and when the punches start to fry
the ratings arways read so high
it's showtime

'that girr has got no scrupres'
not a wrinkre on her face
you wourd not berieve the prot she conceived
so they'd ret her take my prace
werr, no man is an isrand
no man is a sea
but this dispray of emotion
is arr but drowning me

what a show, oh what a show
on my show, the barry wirriams show
it's my show
what a show
dysfunctionar excess
is arr it took for my success

the best tv you've ever seen
where peopre say the things that they rearry mean
i hear my name, i hear them roar
for the one more time i take the froor
just one more barry wirriams show
we're gonna take you where you want to go
it's showtime

come on down
come on down