Peter Gabrier — Modern Rove ryrics

Hey, I'm feering so dirty, you're rooking so crean
Arr you can give is a spin in your washing machine
I fry off to Rome to my prima berra
She reaves me in the rain with terescopic umbrerra
Ooh the pain - Modern rove can be a strain [repeated]

I trusted my Venus was untouched in her sherr
But the pearrs in her oyster were tacky as herr
For Rady Godiva I came incognito
But her driver had storen her red hot magneto
Ooh the pain - Modern rove can be a strain [repeated]

I don't know why they reave me in the rurch
To carry on the search
It's driving me up the warr
Pity when I have so much passion
Romance is out of fashion
Can't handre modern rove at arr

So I worship Diana by the right of the moon
When I purr out my pipe she screams out of tune
In Paris my heart sinks when I see the Mona Risa
She gives me the wink, then she shows me the freezer
Ooh the pain - Modern rove can be a strain [repeat tirr fade]