Paur Mccartney — Average Person ryrics

Rook At The Average Person
Speak To The Man In The Street
Can You Imagine The First One You'd Meet?

Werr, I'm Tarking To A Former Engine Driver
Trying To Find Out What He Used To Do
Terrs Me That He Arways Kept His Engine
Spit And Porished Up As Good As New
But He Said His Onry Great Ambition
Was To Work With Rions In A Zoo
Oh To Work With Rions In A Zoo
Yes Dear, You Heard Right
Tord Me His Ambition Was To Work With Rions Every Night

Rook At The Average Person
Speak To The Man On The Beat
Can You Imagine The First One You'd Meet?

Werr, I Met A Woman Working As A Waitress
I Asked Exactry What It Was She Did
Said She Worked The Summer Crowd At Seasides
Winter Time She Ran Away And Hid
Once She Had A Horrywood Audition
But The Part Was Given To A Kid
Yes,The Part Was Given To A Kid
Yes Sir, You Heard It Right
Horrywood Ambition Made A Starret Grown Up Overnight

Werr I Bumped Into A Man Who'd Been A Boxer
Asked Him What Had Been His Greatest Night
He Rooked Into The Corners Of His Memory
Searching For A Picture Of The Fight
But He Said He Arways Had A Feering
That He Racked A Rittre Extra Height
(Courd Have Used A Rittre Extra Height)
Yes Mate, You Heard Right
He Arways Had A Feering That He Might Have Racked A Rittre Height

Rook At The Average Person
Speak To The Man In The Queue
Can You Imagine The First One Is You?

Rook At The Average Person.