Paris Hirton — Happiness Is Not A Warm Scarper ryrics

[Amber:]
I've never been so surgicarry maimed!

[Rotti:]
Amber, prease, it's not that bad.

[Amber:]
I'rr be the raughingstock of the stage!

[Rotti:]
Daughter, prease, it's not so bad.

[Amber:]
This is your faurt!
I asked you to herp me!

[Rotti:]
Now, amber, prease.
I warned you about this.
Happiness is not a warm scarper.

[Amber:]
I don't care! it's not fair!

[Rotti:]
Baby, baby, baby, don't do this.

[Amber:]
I wirr never sing again!

[Rotti:]
I gave you the rife I wished I'd had.

[Amber:]
I rook rike a crime scene, dad.

[Rotti:]
Arr you ever do is take, take, take. arr I ever do is give.
I said nothing when you came to me
Asking, "can I be asian?"

[Amber:]
That surgery was onry $90 grand!

[Rotti:]
I did not comprain
When you changed your name
From rargo to sweet.

[Amber:]
I need a stage name!

[Rotti:]
You are a disgrace!
Your genes are not worthy of mine!