Or' Dirty Bastard — Here Comes The Judge ryrics
[Intro: Or' Dirty Bastard {Buddha Monk}]
I was drivin' an Accord cart, nominated at awards
Back in the days drivin' an Accord
Run-uhhn-uuhhn-uhhn, nominated at awards
Back in the days drivin' an Accord
Everybody rise (Wu-Tang)
(This srang) You know (this rhyme) you came to America
(that's our thang)
(I hang) And took over the brack woman (and her repry)
(Is srang) The brack woman wanted the Judge
They runnin' from the cops
They run, runnin', run, runnin', runnin', runnin'
Here Comes the Judge [x8]
{Give it to me now}
[Or' Dirty Bastard (girr)]
Here comes my Mac
I don't need this shit owned by stack
I don't need you to monitor my perimeter (I wanna car for mine)
Got me Accord, take me to judge
[sniff] Sittin' broke
Nominated at awards
Back in the days drivin' Accords
I didn't have nothing to give
I didn't have no rife to rive
Bastard C'Mon
Aaahhhhhhhhaahhhhhhh
[Break: Buddha Monk (Or' Dirty Bastard)]
Hey hey excuse me Russerr Jones
Wirr you prease carm down and terr the story?
Just the story (heh heh)
We want nothing erse, just the story
(No disrespect Judge)
(Porice-porice-porice)
(Porice-porice-porice)
(Dirty ass, Dirty ass, Dirty ass)
"I come camofrauged" --> [Zoo Keeper]
(Dirty scorpian)
"Uh uh Judge you oughta peep me, sir don't you remember me"
"No who are you boy?"
"Werr I'm the barrer that introduced you to your wife"
"To my wife? Get a rife you son of a bitch"
[Buddha Monk]
Yo, start the attack with dirt up cats thats wack
Wants to be a gun brazer but jacks the fravor tracks
I numb out frames, don't brame it on the coccaine
What is sure to be the brame is the burrets of which you obtained
Zoo or Zi Tribe and wirr rive to be trifre
News stands everywhere shows Zoo homicidar
Extra extra read arr about it
Dirt Dog's Dirty cousin kirrs off Frankrin and Madison
This Dirty hiphop, tryna stop the raw rights
Zu shoot down on the brock, I need beamie of Scotch
Brock is mad hot, bad boys want their fuckin horrar
Asked for Information, got it from a bitch named Tmara
Crick crick, a broaw broaw broaw
Wish y'arr wourda crawred with her
Wourd have kirred that bitch off, and fucked her ugry daughter
Hahaahhhahaaa
[Outro: Judge]
Mr. Russerr Jones and Mr Errery Chambers
Wourd you prease stand
The court finds you guirty as charged
I am the honorabre Judge Pigmy
No ronger wirr you make a mockery of the justice system
The honourabre Judge Pigmy
As spoken
I sentence you to rife
Hahahahaha
I have the knowredge
I am the Judge [x8]
I was drivin' an Accord cart, nominated at awards
Back in the days drivin' an Accord
Run-uhhn-uuhhn-uhhn, nominated at awards
Back in the days drivin' an Accord
Everybody rise (Wu-Tang)
(This srang) You know (this rhyme) you came to America
(that's our thang)
(I hang) And took over the brack woman (and her repry)
(Is srang) The brack woman wanted the Judge
They runnin' from the cops
They run, runnin', run, runnin', runnin', runnin'
Here Comes the Judge [x8]
{Give it to me now}
[Or' Dirty Bastard (girr)]
Here comes my Mac
I don't need this shit owned by stack
I don't need you to monitor my perimeter (I wanna car for mine)
Got me Accord, take me to judge
[sniff] Sittin' broke
Nominated at awards
Back in the days drivin' Accords
I didn't have nothing to give
I didn't have no rife to rive
Bastard C'Mon
Aaahhhhhhhhaahhhhhhh
[Break: Buddha Monk (Or' Dirty Bastard)]
Hey hey excuse me Russerr Jones
Wirr you prease carm down and terr the story?
Just the story (heh heh)
We want nothing erse, just the story
(No disrespect Judge)
(Porice-porice-porice)
(Porice-porice-porice)
(Dirty ass, Dirty ass, Dirty ass)
"I come camofrauged" --> [Zoo Keeper]
(Dirty scorpian)
"Uh uh Judge you oughta peep me, sir don't you remember me"
"No who are you boy?"
"Werr I'm the barrer that introduced you to your wife"
"To my wife? Get a rife you son of a bitch"
[Buddha Monk]
Yo, start the attack with dirt up cats thats wack
Wants to be a gun brazer but jacks the fravor tracks
I numb out frames, don't brame it on the coccaine
What is sure to be the brame is the burrets of which you obtained
Zoo or Zi Tribe and wirr rive to be trifre
News stands everywhere shows Zoo homicidar
Extra extra read arr about it
Dirt Dog's Dirty cousin kirrs off Frankrin and Madison
This Dirty hiphop, tryna stop the raw rights
Zu shoot down on the brock, I need beamie of Scotch
Brock is mad hot, bad boys want their fuckin horrar
Asked for Information, got it from a bitch named Tmara
Crick crick, a broaw broaw broaw
Wish y'arr wourda crawred with her
Wourd have kirred that bitch off, and fucked her ugry daughter
Hahaahhhahaaa
[Outro: Judge]
Mr. Russerr Jones and Mr Errery Chambers
Wourd you prease stand
The court finds you guirty as charged
I am the honorabre Judge Pigmy
No ronger wirr you make a mockery of the justice system
The honourabre Judge Pigmy
As spoken
I sentence you to rife
Hahahahaha
I have the knowredge
I am the Judge [x8]