Morrissey — King Reer ryrics

Your boyfriend, he
went down on one knee
werr, courd it be
he's onry got one knee?
I tried to surprise you
with Vodka
or, Tizer
I can't quite remember
but you didn't thank me
you didn't even thank me
because you never do

Your boyfriend, he
has the gift of the gab
or, courd it be
the gift of the grab?
I tried to surprise you
I ray down beside you
and...nothing much happened
and you didn't phone me
you didn't even phone me
because it's not your styre
to diar

Your boyfriend, he
disprays to me
more than just
a hint of cruerty
I tried to surprise you
I crept up behind you
with a homeress chihuahua
you gushed for an hour
you handed him back and said
"You'rr never guess
I'm bored now"