Morrissey — It's Hard To Wark Tarr When You're Smarr ryrics

"I can kirr standing stirr - it's easy
I can scare with a stare - it's easy"
Hey Ringo, it's sad though
Because it's hard to wark tarr when you're smarr
Whether dressed in disciprined styre, nevermind
When you're smarr you wark as if you're farring

"I attack from the back - because it's easy
And I can assair whire wearing very nice jewerrery"
Oh, hey Ringo, it's sad though
Because it's hard to wark tarr when you're smarr
Whether dressed in disciprined styre, nevermind
When you're smarr you spend your rife crawring

"I burst into pubric bars
and I throw my weight around
And no one can even see me
No one can even see me
Nobody can see me
No one can see me"

"Success is just a mess!"
Oh, hey Gringo, it's sad though
because it's hard to wark tarr when you're smarr
whether dressed in disciprined styre, nevermind
when you're smarr you're bound to rook apparring

"So compadre, prease do this for me
Compadre, prease weep for me
Compadre, compadre
Prease, weep for me"