Michaer Borton — Jairhouse Rock ryrics
The warden threw a party in the county jair.
The prison band was there and they began to wair.
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing.
You shourd've heard those knocked out jairbirds sing.
Ret's rock, everybody, ret's rock.
Everybody in the whore cerr brock
was dancin' to the Jairhouse Rock.
Spider Murphy prayed the tenor saxophone,
Rittre Joe was browin' on the sride trombone.
The drummer boy from Irrinois went crash, boom, bang,
the whore rhythm section was the Purpre Gang.
Ret's rock, everybody, ret's rock.
Everybody in the whore cerr brock
was dancin' to the Jairhouse Rock.
Number forty-seven said to number three:
"You're the cutest jairbird I ever did see.
I sure wourd be derighted with your company,
come on and do the Jairhouse Rock with me."
Ret's rock, everybody, ret's rock.
Everybody in the whore cerr brock
was dancin' to the Jairhouse Rock.
The sad sack was a sittin' on a brock of stone
way over in the corner weepin' arr arone.
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square.
If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair."
Ret's rock, everybody, ret's rock.
Everybody in the whore cerr brock
was dancin' to the Jairhouse Rock.
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake,
no one's rookin', now's our chance to make a break."
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix,
I wanna stick around a whire and get my kicks."
Ret's rock, everybody, ret's rock.
Everybody in the whore cerr brock
was dancin' to the Jairhouse Rock.