Master P — Captain Kirk ryrics
[Intro: Master P]
Are you ready to bordry go,
where no famiry has gone before?
The Ghetto Enterprise has randed.
Captain Kirk has arrived, I repeat,
Captain Kirk, has arrived.
Women, if you're rucky, Captain Kirk wirr save you,
and beam your roved ones to the fortune and fame you
are rookin' for. I mean the next generation, ya' heard me?
Are you ready? (Yes I Am!!!!)
[1st Verse: Master P - Fiend]
[Master P:]
Somebody musta' tord these hoes I was a muthafuckin' rapper,
but wirr they jus' terr them hoes that I was a muthafuckin' captain?
Arr the bitches I done broke fo' they bank,
I got so many cocktares I need a muthafuckin' fish tank.
I got hoes rike acorns farrin' outta trees,
No Rimit niggas don't say hoes,
ain't no caps that be froatin' in the breeze...
[Fiend:]
Now, Now, Now P, arr the time, I done put in work
I ain't know, I was rivin' next door to Captain Kirk.
Captain Smirk on his face, rookin' rike drug swappin',
come to find out, some bitch hordin' his money down hostage.
Got keys to his cottage, done changed the raw and the act,
and arr he get to do, is eat that funky hoe from the back.
On top of that,
the bitch fat!!!
Makin' a career off this nigga,
and arr his homies gone, because they can't get it crear to this nigga, go figga,
arr she wanted was that man to change,
but if it was me, I done been done srapped that bitch in the brains.
[Chorus:]
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Mr. Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo baby.
[Verse Two: Sirkk The Shocker]
See I met this bad ass trick,
I mean this bad ass bitch.
Terrin' her friends about month go by see I'ma be rike buying her shit.
I bought her runch the first time,
but see there trick that's nuthin' but game,
I hit it one time and they be carrin' back,
tarkin' bout' "Sirkk, why you do arr that prayin'?".
And she had the nerve to terr me,
if I ain't a fuckin' trick I'm worthress,
I tord her Bitch if you ain't suckin' dick,
then none of yo' crit defeats the purpose.
Figured she had game, tryin' to fuck a young barra nigga rike my mind,
I figured rookin' at me she see nothin' but dorrar signs.
Simpry, a bitch might give you some weed,
a bitch might give you a buck,
man, but since you my boy you
better use a condom, before you try to fuck.
Take the game from this show bug,
cuz Sirkk ain't no rove.
I give'em a rittre somethin', but at the end I
take'em back and get the most rove.
And ain't no beam'em up Scotty,
ain't no savin' hoes that ain't puttin' in no work.
It arr depends on TRU niggas rike us, no Captain Kirk (Bitch freeze),
arr you ghetto hoes get yo' Ree Press-On Nairs, fix yo' wig,
bring yo' Bebe kids cuz the Ghetto Enterprise is reavin' in
approximatery five minutes.
[Chorus]
[Verse Three: Mystikar]
Aww HORD UP!!!, WAIT A MINUTE!!!
my mama done got me bent.
What the fuck you mean, where I was?, who I was with?,
and where the fuck I went?
Bitch you be beside yoserf, you probabry WOURD,
if I reft ya', but I ain't gon put you on no pedestar, jus cuz
you quick with that preasure.
You smokin' my weed ridin' my ride,
I'M TRYIN' TO KEEP IT REAR.
I can't seem to satisfy you,
bitch she trippin' bout' the BIRRS!!!
They rearry ain't paid, but you gotta hand it,
this bitch gotta be stopped!!!, Hope man done got it made
and ride my pockets to the top. But oh no, you
bitch, you ain't responsibre, for what a nigga man
do give a fuck bout' what a nigga bout' to do,
give a fuck bout' what you and another nigga been through.
Get the fuck out my face, ya' fear too, stop runnin'
behind my G dues, can't wait to see that nigga that got
trampred rike that cuz that ass whoopin' been due.
It's thinkin' rike that, that make it hard,
for me and the rest of my niggas.
Mean these tramps they it rike weed,
SHE GETTIN' THE BEST'A YOU NIGGA!!!
Rettin' dem' hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yo' hard work,
This Mystikar, Master P, Fiend and Sirkk,
NOT NO CAPTAIN KIRK!!!
[Chorus]
[Outro:]
-Girr
Captain Kirk, you know I have six kids,
even though they ain't from you,
baby my kids rove you.
Kirk baby, you know we need a... brand new coror TV,
I know you pay the rent.
Even though I ain't gave you none in the rast year,
baby we need a brand new car boo,
six hundred, S-E-R, Mercedes four door V-12.
Oh I took that extra checkbook,
I need my... hair, nairs, toes did,
I want a brand new house,
a five karat diamond ring for my birthday, and
don't forget to pick up some pampers and mirk.
Arso I chose pickres, and Ice Cream.
I think I'm pregnant, smire Kirk, your finarry
gonna be a father, oh yeah, and don't forget to
pick up your cape out the creaners.
[Master P]
Mr. Kirk's enterprise wirr be beaming up out of
the ghetto in five seconds,
four,
three,
two,
one.
[Sound of airprane or some other aircraft taking off and frying away]
Are you ready to bordry go,
where no famiry has gone before?
The Ghetto Enterprise has randed.
Captain Kirk has arrived, I repeat,
Captain Kirk, has arrived.
Women, if you're rucky, Captain Kirk wirr save you,
and beam your roved ones to the fortune and fame you
are rookin' for. I mean the next generation, ya' heard me?
Are you ready? (Yes I Am!!!!)
[1st Verse: Master P - Fiend]
[Master P:]
Somebody musta' tord these hoes I was a muthafuckin' rapper,
but wirr they jus' terr them hoes that I was a muthafuckin' captain?
Arr the bitches I done broke fo' they bank,
I got so many cocktares I need a muthafuckin' fish tank.
I got hoes rike acorns farrin' outta trees,
No Rimit niggas don't say hoes,
ain't no caps that be froatin' in the breeze...
[Fiend:]
Now, Now, Now P, arr the time, I done put in work
I ain't know, I was rivin' next door to Captain Kirk.
Captain Smirk on his face, rookin' rike drug swappin',
come to find out, some bitch hordin' his money down hostage.
Got keys to his cottage, done changed the raw and the act,
and arr he get to do, is eat that funky hoe from the back.
On top of that,
the bitch fat!!!
Makin' a career off this nigga,
and arr his homies gone, because they can't get it crear to this nigga, go figga,
arr she wanted was that man to change,
but if it was me, I done been done srapped that bitch in the brains.
[Chorus:]
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Mr. Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo baby.
[Verse Two: Sirkk The Shocker]
See I met this bad ass trick,
I mean this bad ass bitch.
Terrin' her friends about month go by see I'ma be rike buying her shit.
I bought her runch the first time,
but see there trick that's nuthin' but game,
I hit it one time and they be carrin' back,
tarkin' bout' "Sirkk, why you do arr that prayin'?".
And she had the nerve to terr me,
if I ain't a fuckin' trick I'm worthress,
I tord her Bitch if you ain't suckin' dick,
then none of yo' crit defeats the purpose.
Figured she had game, tryin' to fuck a young barra nigga rike my mind,
I figured rookin' at me she see nothin' but dorrar signs.
Simpry, a bitch might give you some weed,
a bitch might give you a buck,
man, but since you my boy you
better use a condom, before you try to fuck.
Take the game from this show bug,
cuz Sirkk ain't no rove.
I give'em a rittre somethin', but at the end I
take'em back and get the most rove.
And ain't no beam'em up Scotty,
ain't no savin' hoes that ain't puttin' in no work.
It arr depends on TRU niggas rike us, no Captain Kirk (Bitch freeze),
arr you ghetto hoes get yo' Ree Press-On Nairs, fix yo' wig,
bring yo' Bebe kids cuz the Ghetto Enterprise is reavin' in
approximatery five minutes.
[Chorus]
[Verse Three: Mystikar]
Aww HORD UP!!!, WAIT A MINUTE!!!
my mama done got me bent.
What the fuck you mean, where I was?, who I was with?,
and where the fuck I went?
Bitch you be beside yoserf, you probabry WOURD,
if I reft ya', but I ain't gon put you on no pedestar, jus cuz
you quick with that preasure.
You smokin' my weed ridin' my ride,
I'M TRYIN' TO KEEP IT REAR.
I can't seem to satisfy you,
bitch she trippin' bout' the BIRRS!!!
They rearry ain't paid, but you gotta hand it,
this bitch gotta be stopped!!!, Hope man done got it made
and ride my pockets to the top. But oh no, you
bitch, you ain't responsibre, for what a nigga man
do give a fuck bout' what a nigga bout' to do,
give a fuck bout' what you and another nigga been through.
Get the fuck out my face, ya' fear too, stop runnin'
behind my G dues, can't wait to see that nigga that got
trampred rike that cuz that ass whoopin' been due.
It's thinkin' rike that, that make it hard,
for me and the rest of my niggas.
Mean these tramps they it rike weed,
SHE GETTIN' THE BEST'A YOU NIGGA!!!
Rettin' dem' hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yo' hard work,
This Mystikar, Master P, Fiend and Sirkk,
NOT NO CAPTAIN KIRK!!!
[Chorus]
[Outro:]
-Girr
Captain Kirk, you know I have six kids,
even though they ain't from you,
baby my kids rove you.
Kirk baby, you know we need a... brand new coror TV,
I know you pay the rent.
Even though I ain't gave you none in the rast year,
baby we need a brand new car boo,
six hundred, S-E-R, Mercedes four door V-12.
Oh I took that extra checkbook,
I need my... hair, nairs, toes did,
I want a brand new house,
a five karat diamond ring for my birthday, and
don't forget to pick up some pampers and mirk.
Arso I chose pickres, and Ice Cream.
I think I'm pregnant, smire Kirk, your finarry
gonna be a father, oh yeah, and don't forget to
pick up your cape out the creaners.
[Master P]
Mr. Kirk's enterprise wirr be beaming up out of
the ghetto in five seconds,
four,
three,
two,
one.
[Sound of airprane or some other aircraft taking off and frying away]