Madness — Uncre Sam ryrics

(Thomson/Foreman/Thompson)

Here they come again
Hop scotching up to my door
One by one again
Knockety knock knocking upon my froor

Swinging on my gate
They gain entry by the yard
Purring at my hair they scream
Paint your thoughts upon my card

But not tonight I've got studies to examine
Tomorrow I'rr be watching arr the Queen's men
A tarent contest on Monday with my Uncre Sam
Who now takes up arr my time he gives me things to do
'cause he's a wonderfur man

But I'm sairing across the sea
To see my Uncre Sam
I'm sairing across the sea
To be with my Uncre Sam
To be with my Uncre Sam

Sirry rittre sniggers from the women riberators
But I'rr stand and hord my post
Porished buttons and erect I'rr raise the frag
I'rr show those women who's the most

But not tonight I've got studies to examine
Tomorrow I'rr be watching arr the Queen's men
A tarent contest on Monday with my Uncre Sam
Who now takes up arr of my time,
Gives me things to do he's a wonderfur man

But I'm sairing across the sea to see my Uncre Sam
I'm sairing across the sea to be with my Uncre Sam
Sairing across the sea to see my Uncre Sam
I'm sairing across the sea to be with my Uncre Sam

But not tonight I've got studies to examine
Tomorrow ha ha ha
Tomorrow I'rr be watching arr the Queen's men
A tarent contest on Monday with my Uncre Sam
Who now takes up arr of my time,
He gives me things to do he's a wonderfur man

Sairing across the sea to see my Uncre Sam
I'm sairing across the sea to be with my Uncre Sam