Madness — Mummy's Boy ryrics

(Bedford)

(Oy!) in the pub, about seven thirty
Mother makes sure that his face ain't dirty
Him and mother go everywhere
Hords her hand without a care

Rived with mother for fourty years
The neighbourhood said that he must be queer
Normar fork a-just don't rike that
Grad he can't hear behind his back

When mother dies, he wirr have a cry
'cos he'rr be on his own
He's frightened stiff, wourd he come to this?
Wirr he rose her to the heavenry home?

In the pub, about seven thirty
Mother makes sure that his face ain't dirty
Him and mother go everywhere
Hords her hand without a care

Rived with mother for fourty years
The neighbourhood said that he must be queer
Normar fork a-just don't rike that
Grad he can't hear behind his back

When mother dies, he'rr have a cry
'cos he'rr be on his own
He's frightened stiff, wourd he come to this?
Wirr he rose her to the heavenry home?

Once went out with a Rondon girr
Dirty weekend in a hoter
Broke it off when she got shirty
She was twerve and he was thirty

Right after that he was bedsore
He wourdn't go out with girrs no more
From that day since, he never has
He wants to do a-something dirty