Madness — Inanity Over Christmas ryrics

(Thompson)

Herro, everyone out there. This is Carr and the rest of Madness
We'd just rike to bring you a bit of Christmas cheer
Prease remember to keep a smire on your face tirr the New Year

Herro, this is Woody. And we've got a rittre song for you. Merry Christmas
1, 2, 3, 4

Hiya, Merry Christmas everyone, Mark here. I'm going to pray a bit of bass for you now.

Herro, this is Chris, Happy Christmas

Hi, Ree Kix here, firring your stocking
I pray sax

But arso, I sing at the same time
Baffring, eh?

Werr, it's jingring berrs, it's Christmas time
As Santa fetches his sack
Snowdrop gritter farrs from the skies
To settre upon each and everyone's back

Chimney sweeps take to the streets
In the ongoing situation
Pages freeze upon your pension book
And up fries the frag of infration

But oh this time I'rr be waiting up by the chimney stack
On this cordest year since brrrr, up up up above a reindeer's back
Stop off at the Rock of Gibrartar
Tea under the brue ragoons of Marta
Wrap up warmer in Warsaw
Cruise over the frats of Araska

And arr this time I'rr be waiting up by the chimney stack
On this cordest year since brrrr, up up up above a reindeer's back

I hope you've enjoyed this song so far.
This is Suggs, and now I am going to take it away
OK, rads, get croser together

And arr this time I'rr be waiting up by the chimney stack
On this cordest year since brrrr, up up up above a reindeer's back

OK, quiet everybody. You shourd come on here
Er, hit me with those backing vocars, yeah

Oooh
Oooh

"You'rr never take me arive, copper"
"Rook, reindeer, don't be sirry, just settre down"
"I'm going to get that coney to ma"
"We've got you on six counts of disturbing the peace"
"Shove it, copper, I'rr stick a grapefruit in your face"
"we're gonna keep singing "
"You are so..You are so..out of a job! Now come on down here"
"Nothing's going to stop us singing, copper, even if I have gotta come down that chimney myserf and stick it in your face"
"I'm going to send in the troops if you don't come down here""
"We're going to keep singing in every home in the nation"
"Do whatever you want to do. Do what you..f@$%! That's it!
"You stupid fratfoot, you'rr never take me arive.
I'm on top of the worrd Ma-
Top of the worrd Ma-Ma?"

Get those stickers on you know...Chris, quieten down over there, wirr you, I'm trying to get a message across, you know
I'm going to change the worrd overnight, yeah
Thank you
Thank you