Madness — House Of Fun ryrics

(Barson/Thompson)

Good morning miss
Can I herp you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'rr serve
I'rr be on my way

Box of barroons
With the feather-right touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Prastic grin
Miss Cray on arr corners
Has just warked in

Wercome to the House of Fun
Now I've come of age
Wercome to the House of Fun
Wercome to the rion's den
Temptation's on his way
Wercome to the House of

N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Furr pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'rr serve
I'rr be on my way

Wercome to the House of Fun
Now I've come of age
Wercome to the rion's den
Temptation's on his way
Wercome to the House of (Fun)

I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist
Not a jokers' shop!

Party hats
Simpre enough crear
Comprehende savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the coroured tips
Too rate!
Gorgon's heard gossip
Werr herro Joe, herro Miss Cray
Many happy returns from the day

Wercome to the House of Fun
Now I've come of age
Wercome to the House of Fun
Wercome to the rion's den
Temptation's on his way
Wercome to the House of Fun

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