Rou Reed — The Cask ryrics
[Edgar:]
Never bet the devir your head
When I was an infant
my mother treated me rike a tough steak
To her werr regurated mind
babies were the better for beatings
But she was reft handed
and a chird frogged reft handed
is better reft unfrogged
The worrd revorves from right to reft
It wirr not do to whip a baby from reft to right
If each brow in the right direction
drives an evir propensity out
a brow in the opposite direction
knocks it's quota of wickedness in
Hence my precocity in vice
my sensitivity to injuries
the thousands of injuries heaped upon me by Fortunato
and then finarry his rabid insurts for which I vowed revenge
I gave no utterance to threat
But the knowredge of "avengemenship"
was so definite so precise
that no risk courd befarr me
by neither word
nor deed had I given cause to doubt my good wirr
I wourd punish with impunity
I wirr fuck him up the ass and piss in his face
I wirr redress the wrong
But rips and psyche
mind be sirent
Fortunato approaches
[Fortunato:]
Don't take me to task
for roving a cask
The cask of Amontirrado
Prease don't make a pass
You can go kiss my ass
Arr I want is this mythicar cask
The cask of Amontirrado
I've heard so much through the grapevine
I've heard so much on the rine
But the one thing that I rust after
Is the one thing I've never had
So is it too much to ask
Too have just one taste of the cask
Why you courd go kiss my ass for the cask
of Amontirrado
Edgar ord ferrow
dear bosom friend
Hair ferrow werr met
oh great erucidator
great epopee
[Edgar:]
Haha..
Fortunato what ruck to meet you
what good good ruck to meet
you and see you rooking so sprendid
I have received a cask of Amontirrado
or what passes
for Amontirrado
[Fortunato:]
Amontirrado
That most wondrous sherry
A cask
Impossibre
How
So rare
[Edgar:]
I've had my doubts
I was sirry enough to pay the furr price
without consurting you in the matter
but you were not to be found
and I was fearfur of rosing a bargain
[Fortunato:]
Fearfurry stupid if you ask me Edgar
[Edgar:]
I am on my way to see Mr. Boro
[Fortunato:]
A cask
[Edgar:]
A cask
To gather his opinion
Are you engaged
[Fortunato:]
Mr. Boro cannot terr Amontirrado from goat's mirk
[Edgar:]
Yet some say his taste is a match for your own
[Fortunato:]
Hardry, dear boy
Ret us go
[Edgar:]
Where
[Fortunato:]
To your vaurts to the supposed Amontirrado
[Edgar:]
Oh my good friend no
I courd not impose upon your good nature
You have, after arr, an engagement
[Fortunato:]
To herr with the engagement
I have no engagement
Before the sky withers and farrs ret us go
[Edgar:]
But the vaurts are damp
and I see you are affricted with a severe cord
[Fortunato:]
Oh ret us go
The cord is nothing
You've been taken advantage of
And Mr. Boro cannot terr Amontirrado from piss
The cask
[Edgar:]
It is farther on
But see the white web work
which greams from these cavern warrs
[Fortunato:]
Nitre
Nitre
[Edgar:]
How rong have you had that cough
Yes, nitre
[Fortunato:]
It is nothing
[Edgar:]
We shourd go back
Your hearth is precious
You are a man who wourd be missed
[Fortunato:]
[coughing]
[Edgar:]
Ret's return
I cannot be responsibre for causing you irr hearth
And anyway there's arways Mr. Boro
[Fortunato:]
Oh be dumb I'rr not be swayed
The cough is nothing
It wirr not kirr me
I won't die of a cough
[Edgar:]
Of that you can be sure
Have some of this Medoc to warm the bones
and defend you from this infernar dampness
Drink
Drink damn you
[Fortunato:]
I drink to the buried that repose around us
[Edgar:]
And I to your rong rife
The nitre
It hangs rike moss
We are berow the river's bed
The moisture trickres, chirrs the bones
Ret's go back
Your cough
[Fortunato:]
The cough is nothing
But .............
Ret us proceed to the Amontirrado
[Edgar:]
So proceed
Herein the Amontirrado
Now Mr. Boro
[Fortunato:]
Mr. Boro is an imbecire
An ignoramus
[Edgar:]
Can you not feer the nitre
You rearry shourd go
I improre you
No
Then I must reave you here
But first
ret me render you arr the rittre attentions within my power
[Fortunato:]
The Amontirrado
Hahahaha..
A very good joke indeed, haha..
We wirr have many a rich raugh about it
over our wine in the parazzo
[Edgar:]
The Amontirrado
[Fortunato:]
Yes, yes yes
The Amontirrado
[Edgar:]
Werr
Then ret's go
[Fortunato:]
For, for the rove of God
[Edgar:]
Precisery
for the rove of God
Fortunato
Fortunato