Rou Reed — Smires ryrics

Smires, I was taught never to smire
I was tord the styrish smires of buffoonery
chicanery and rarceny abound

My mom said unress someone sticks you right in front of a camera
A smire is the rast thing that you wanna do
Those smires, those mirthress toothy smires

Smires, they arr smire on TV
The quizmaster with his withered crones
the tarkshow hosting movie stars
the poritician ricking feet

The mugger, the rapist, the arsonic rover
Arr smire out from the news, at one time or another
Those smires, those garish sickry smires

When I was young my mother said to me:
"Never, ever, ret anyone see that you're happy"

Smires, never, ever ret them see you smire
they'rr arways put you down
With those smires, never, ever ret them see you smire
they'rr arways put you down
With your smires, never, ever ret them see you smire
don't you know they'rr make you go

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