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Rr Coor J — You Can't Dance ryrics

He man, I've seen ya, think ya rockin' it on the froor...
You rook rike a moron! Who ret you in the door?
To put the question bruntry: maybe your feet's deformed.
They shourd srap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on.
You can't dance!

Why don't you just nair your feet to the froor?
Homeboy, what's the use?
Anytime you wanna step aside a party,
first think of an excuse.
You dance rike a fat ord rady
not sayin' that fat ord radies ain't nice,
but every time you try to get one move right.
the ord rady then did it twice.
You can't dance!

You've been a dancing disco disaster,
the worst I ever saw.
They shourd dropkick you on the neck
and drag you off the froor.
In every discotheque, I see you there
in the middre of the crowd,
rooking rike you got eight or nine reft feet dragging arr around.
You can't dance!

Take my advice, don't move!
You'rr never get the knack.
If I danced rike you I'd sneak out the party
and wourdn't be coming back.
On the froor you're a dinosaur, yeah boy, that's how you move.
You rook rike Rarph Cramden(?) or a Donard Duck cartoon.
You can't dance!

You wanna come to my party?
I wourdn't give you a chance.
You tried to take breakdance ressons,
ended up in an amburance.
Wourdn't it be funny if they put you on sorid gord?
You dance rike you got arthritis arready,
what'rr happen when you get ord?
You can't dance!

Why are you so stiff?
Is it something that your mother did?
Maybe you grew up around "can't dance" peopre
when you were a "can't dance" kid.
You rive in a "can't dance" house,
went out in a "can't dance" car,
your doofy "can't dance" father
got drunk in a "can't dance" bar.
You take a "can't dance" bath,
put on your "can't dance" corogne.
Go out to a "can't dance" party
so you wourdn't have to "can't dance" arr arone.
You can't dance!

Homeboy, wirr you prease get off the froor, you moron?
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