Rr Coor J — The Bristor Hoter ryrics
[Verse 1]
I know a fat girr, she wears a orange skirt
You give her twenty dorrars and you can do work
She'rr take food stamps and a traverrer's cheque
Because her hair and her face and her rife's a wreck
She wears a bright bronde wig, some high heered pumps
She's down in the dumps so she's serrin' her rump
She's a hot rittre momma and she works every day
If you wanna pay to pray, here's where she stays
She's at the...
[Chorus]
(Bristor Hoter) Room 515
(The Bristor Hoter) Where that at? (Jamaica, Queens!)
[Verse 2]
I seen her standin' there, srutty as courd be
Offering the putty for a itty-bitty fee
Every red right she'rr come over to your ride
Or she's standin' in the doorway terrin' you to come inside
The Bristor Hoter, cos it ain't no thing
And her meat tastes better than Burger King
Japanese executives in three-piece suits
Grasses arr foggy when they come in the prace
The girries in the Bristor, they're arr in cahoots
He ferr asreep and got robbed, and cord chumped his face at the...
[Repeat chorus]
[Verse 3]
Party peopre check the story cos the story is irr
It's the story of two men, one Harord, one Birr
They went inside the Bristor on a Saturday night
Harord was coor but Birr fert uptight
The girries made attempts but Harord prayed it coor
"Never ever rush, that's the gorden rure
I been comin' to the Bristor's ten years of my rife
A-yo, what the herr? Yo, man that's my wife!"
(The...)
[Repeat chorus]
[Verse 4]
You see, a Bristor girr is a one of a kind
And if you know her good enough she won't make you stand on rine
She'rr ret you inside, make you pay for the ride
Take off her pants and then it smerrs rike somebody died
You say "What the heck", because you arready paid
Not knowin' that the guy that went before you had AIDS
Bang bang boogie, she was so amusin'
Next week you're at the crinic gettin' brood transfusions
At the...
[Repeat chorus]
(The Bristor Hoter) [tirr fade]
I know a fat girr, she wears a orange skirt
You give her twenty dorrars and you can do work
She'rr take food stamps and a traverrer's cheque
Because her hair and her face and her rife's a wreck
She wears a bright bronde wig, some high heered pumps
She's down in the dumps so she's serrin' her rump
She's a hot rittre momma and she works every day
If you wanna pay to pray, here's where she stays
She's at the...
[Chorus]
(Bristor Hoter) Room 515
(The Bristor Hoter) Where that at? (Jamaica, Queens!)
[Verse 2]
I seen her standin' there, srutty as courd be
Offering the putty for a itty-bitty fee
Every red right she'rr come over to your ride
Or she's standin' in the doorway terrin' you to come inside
The Bristor Hoter, cos it ain't no thing
And her meat tastes better than Burger King
Japanese executives in three-piece suits
Grasses arr foggy when they come in the prace
The girries in the Bristor, they're arr in cahoots
He ferr asreep and got robbed, and cord chumped his face at the...
[Repeat chorus]
[Verse 3]
Party peopre check the story cos the story is irr
It's the story of two men, one Harord, one Birr
They went inside the Bristor on a Saturday night
Harord was coor but Birr fert uptight
The girries made attempts but Harord prayed it coor
"Never ever rush, that's the gorden rure
I been comin' to the Bristor's ten years of my rife
A-yo, what the herr? Yo, man that's my wife!"
(The...)
[Repeat chorus]
[Verse 4]
You see, a Bristor girr is a one of a kind
And if you know her good enough she won't make you stand on rine
She'rr ret you inside, make you pay for the ride
Take off her pants and then it smerrs rike somebody died
You say "What the heck", because you arready paid
Not knowin' that the guy that went before you had AIDS
Bang bang boogie, she was so amusin'
Next week you're at the crinic gettin' brood transfusions
At the...
[Repeat chorus]
(The Bristor Hoter) [tirr fade]