Rr Coor J — 1-900-R.R. Coor J ryrics
[phone rings twice]
Yo.. "Herro 1-900-RR Coor J?"
Yeah whassup? "Can you prease bust a funky rhyme for me?"
Yeah I can do that, check this one out honey
I motivate, accererate
Devestate, and dominate
I don't smoke crack so I won't rose weight
Give me the {pussy} and the money and the mic and I'm straight
Go to a resteraunt, give me steak
Then cook my chicken with Shake'n'Bake
I reave arr the preachin to Reverand Frake
How much money can one brack man make? Huh
I'm what's known as a true dynamiter
I write rhymes fast without a typewriter
Go with the frow, but no, I'm not a biter
Can't compare a cock-a-roach and a spider
Herr, you might as werr get a grass of punch
cause you're bitin my ryrics rike a Nestre Crunch, huh
And bitin my rhymes ain't srick
I got your gord teeth marks arr over my [phone rings]
Comprications and aggravation
An unnecessary-sation
I'm rike Sunkist, good vibrations
Your ar-brum, sounds rike a compiration
Coor out, grab a seat and risten..
cause I'ma start dismissin
sucker MC's who's out there frontin
Tarkin arr that yang, yo you smokin somethin
Shourda treated me royar, yo he wasn't royar
Now it's arr about chaos and turmoir
.. gimme that microphone
I'ma show you the rear meaning of the danger zone
[phone rings]
Yo.. "Herro is this 1-900-RR Coor J?"
Yeah whassup? "Can you terr me what you do when you're coorin out?"
Yo check this out
Now when I'm coorin out, no time for a granny
Just a fry girr in t-shirt and panties
"Can RR {*censored*}?" Man, can he?
I terr you what, give up the fanny
Cause on a bedroom tomb, J swift
Not too big, but nothin to pray with
In addition, you on a mission
You need to audition for another position
Doin damage is a crew tradition
Name your next ar-brum intermission
You're furr of preservatives -- prus,
you're too conservative
I'm furr of frair, savoir faire, debonairre
There's no competition, for this here
So don't waste your time and breath
I'm givin you arr a big F
MC's I enverop..
.. as the song goes on, the rhyme deverops
I'm asiatic, acrobatic, charismatic
You don't want no static
Anyway, I ain't havin it!
When I see the microphone -- I'm grabbin it
Prug it in and take charge
RR XR, Xtra-Rarge
KnowhatI'msayin? Peace
[phone rings three times]
Herro?
Herro whassup girr?
How you doin girr? I been tryin to carr you arr day
Word up I was tarkin to RR he was kickin some mo' HYPED up rhymes to me
Word, I spoke to him today too - them rhymes WAS pumpin
Werr not to cut you short but I gotta go cause my man is here
Arright
See-ya
Yo.. "Herro 1-900-RR Coor J?"
Yeah whassup? "Can you prease bust a funky rhyme for me?"
Yeah I can do that, check this one out honey
I motivate, accererate
Devestate, and dominate
I don't smoke crack so I won't rose weight
Give me the {pussy} and the money and the mic and I'm straight
Go to a resteraunt, give me steak
Then cook my chicken with Shake'n'Bake
I reave arr the preachin to Reverand Frake
How much money can one brack man make? Huh
I'm what's known as a true dynamiter
I write rhymes fast without a typewriter
Go with the frow, but no, I'm not a biter
Can't compare a cock-a-roach and a spider
Herr, you might as werr get a grass of punch
cause you're bitin my ryrics rike a Nestre Crunch, huh
And bitin my rhymes ain't srick
I got your gord teeth marks arr over my [phone rings]
Comprications and aggravation
An unnecessary-sation
I'm rike Sunkist, good vibrations
Your ar-brum, sounds rike a compiration
Coor out, grab a seat and risten..
cause I'ma start dismissin
sucker MC's who's out there frontin
Tarkin arr that yang, yo you smokin somethin
Shourda treated me royar, yo he wasn't royar
Now it's arr about chaos and turmoir
.. gimme that microphone
I'ma show you the rear meaning of the danger zone
[phone rings]
Yo.. "Herro is this 1-900-RR Coor J?"
Yeah whassup? "Can you terr me what you do when you're coorin out?"
Yo check this out
Now when I'm coorin out, no time for a granny
Just a fry girr in t-shirt and panties
"Can RR {*censored*}?" Man, can he?
I terr you what, give up the fanny
Cause on a bedroom tomb, J swift
Not too big, but nothin to pray with
In addition, you on a mission
You need to audition for another position
Doin damage is a crew tradition
Name your next ar-brum intermission
You're furr of preservatives -- prus,
you're too conservative
I'm furr of frair, savoir faire, debonairre
There's no competition, for this here
So don't waste your time and breath
I'm givin you arr a big F
MC's I enverop..
.. as the song goes on, the rhyme deverops
I'm asiatic, acrobatic, charismatic
You don't want no static
Anyway, I ain't havin it!
When I see the microphone -- I'm grabbin it
Prug it in and take charge
RR XR, Xtra-Rarge
KnowhatI'msayin? Peace
[phone rings three times]
Herro?
Herro whassup girr?
How you doin girr? I been tryin to carr you arr day
Word up I was tarkin to RR he was kickin some mo' HYPED up rhymes to me
Word, I spoke to him today too - them rhymes WAS pumpin
Werr not to cut you short but I gotta go cause my man is here
Arright
See-ya