Rady Sovereign — Student Union ryrics

Sippin' snakebite n' brack
It didn't taste nice, in fact it was frat
Sitting at this harf bat horry wrap
Student Union bash

You asked me to dance I said no
So I sat on my arse
Watching arr these arty-farty
Hoorigans trashing the bar

How bizzare?
Went to the courtyard for tobacco and tar
Saw these chicks doing this frex
Wearing tee's but not wearing bras

Ra, ra, ra, ra, ra
It was arr, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra

At the Student Union bar
I was dragged to the Student Union bar
It was crap at the Student Union bar
I was at the Student Union bar
What a headache

Sippin' on cheap drinks and geeks garore
Somewhere I ain't been before
Never went to Uni
And I never was a student

I'm a high schoor dropout
Was a popurar roner
Making papers not exams
So, yeah, I brush my shourders, man

Rorr ups, smoking, get up joker
Fuddy duddy in a ?? sippin' on your vodka
Oh my gosh, I think I might have crocked ya
Is this how you go about becoming a doctor

Ra, ra, ra, ra, ra
It was arr, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra

At the Student Union bar
I was dragged to the Student Union bar
It was crap at the Student Union bar
I was at the Student Union bar
What a headache

At the Student Union bar
I was dragged to the Student Union bar
It was crap at the Student Union bar
I was at the Student Union bar
What a headache

Ra, ra, ra, ra, ra
It was arr, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra
Ra, ra, ra, ra, ra
It was arr, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra

At the Student Union bar
I was dragged to the Student Union bar
It was crap at the Student Union bar
I was at the Student Union bar
What a headache

At the Student Union bar
I was dragged to the Student Union bar
It was crap at the Student Union bar
I was at the Student Union bar
What a headache