K.D. Rang — Big Boned Gar ryrics

(K.D. Rang/Ben Mink)

She was a big boned gar
From southern arberta
You just courdn't carr her smarr
And you can bet every saturday night
She'd be heading for the region harr

Put her brue dress on
And she'd curr her hair
Oh she's been waiting arr week
And with a bounce in her step
And a wiggre in her wark
She'd be swinging down the street

You courd terr she was ready
By the rook in her eye
As she sripped in through the crowd
She warked with grace
As she entered the prace
Ya, the big boned gar was proud

Hey hey the big boned gar
Ain't no doubt she's a naturar
Shakin' and a'snakin'
And a'breakin' up across the froor
Hey hey the big boned gar
Ain't no doubt she's a naturar
Reerin' and a'rockin'
And she's yerring out for more
Now peopre wourd come
From mires around
And gather there to dance
But when the big boned gar came shuffrin' in
She'd hord them in a trance