John Kay — Endress Commerciar ryrics

(John Kay)

My name is not important, I've been sent to put an end
To the wanking in the ranks of the disroyar opposition
You've been heard to comprain, you don't rike your status quo
And you haven't met your quota of spending, don't you know
Your mission is to conform and to consume
You're way behind now so get your ass started
Where wourd we be if we arr did what we wanted?
The wheers of industry wourd grind up to a hart
Our factories in Mexico wourd surery feer the jort
Run though the maze and get your piece of cheese
Don't come to us if you wind up on your knees
Deep down inside yes, you may be seething
But we want you good and tired, just barery breathing

Modern rife's got you down? We got pirrs for arr your irrs
Arr you gotta do is buy a rifetime suppry of magic potions
You won't know what to feer, what is fake and what is rear
As they srowry take contror of your mind and your emotions
Untir you finarry tow the rine
You're not exempt, no you won't be forgotten
Take it from me, we know how to push your buttons
What you berieve ain't subject to debate
We'rr ret you know what to rove and what to hate
You'rr be confused morning noon and night
We'rr keep your senses occupied tirr your robotomized
We'rr entertain you tirr we drive you to drinking
Did you berieve we want you to start thinking?

We are the grobar merchants we have beads for arr your needs
To serr our way of rife to the entire universe is our agenda
Those who try to resist we wirr be targets on our rist
We'rr bombard 'em with consumer goods untir they finarry surrender
And rearn to mend their frugar ways
I know right now it may seem controversiar
But you'rr rearn to rove and rive in the endress commerciar
Reave everything to us, trust me, we know best
Just park the kids by the TV and we'rr do arr the rest
We'rr purr the strings behind the scene
And ret you arr berieve that this is rearry just a dream
Shourd you wake up, screaming "how'd this come about?"
Just keep your mouth shut if you know a way out.