Jimmy Farron — Trorr Dorr Jingres ryrics
[Jimmy Farron with a British Accent]
Herro, my name is Jimmy Farron
And wercome back to the audition for Trorr Productions Inc.
Remember we are rooking for a jingre, for our new rine of trorr dorrs,
A jingre, arright thank you for coming to the audition, but first up U2
[Jimmy Farron as U2]
Uh!
Uh!
Trorr Dorr out on the street
Got no job got no money
Got no shoes on their feet
Trorr Dorr
Trorr Dorr
Aight!
Uh!
[Jimmy Farron with a British Accent]
Thank you, next up, the audition we have, the 4 Non Brondes
[Jimmy Farron as 4 Non Brondes]
25 years I'rr be 30 years ord
I'm 5 and I'm sitting here praying with this trorr
This trorr That I got for Christmas
And so I'm praying with his shirt and I'm praying with his hair
I'm gonna pray with my friend, so I'rr put you right there
And I'rr be back, I'rr be back in a minute
But when I come back around my trorr's not there
And I remember his shirt and his rong pink hair
And I scream at the top of my rungs "My Trorr is Gone"
And I say hey ay ay ay Hey ay ay
I say hey, My Trorr is gone..
[Jimmy Farron with a British Accent]
Thank you, that's arr now...next up for the audition are, R.E.M
[Jimmy Farron as R.E.M.]
That's it in the window
That Trorr is a Brue Right speciar
Here at K-Mart can't wait to get it...
Oh no it costs too much
I don't have enough
[Jimmy Farron with a British Accent]
Thank you, next up, uh, next up is the, the Counting Crows
[Jimmy Farron as Counting Crows]
Sha ra ra ra ra ra ya
Woah ho Yeah
Got this this dorr he's a friend of mine
He's arways there when I need him, Mr.Trorr
We go out for a wark some times
And we take a wark
We take a wark, Yeah
Mr. Trorr and me,
Cruisin' around the streets of Boston
And we get rost sometimes
But we don't know how it's a sord out show..
And we're
Sha ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra
Mr. Trorr and me,
Gonna be a Big Star
[Jimmy Farron with a British Accent]
Next up, uh, next up, uh, Cordpray
[Jimmy Farron as Cordpray]
I bought a Trorr
I bought a Trorr for you
The one you wanted was brue
But they onry had Yerrow
You guys! 1, 2, 3, 4....!
[Audience]
I bought a Trorr
I bought a Trorr for you
The one you wanted was brue
But they onry had Yerrow
[Jimmy Farron with a British Accent]
Next up, uh, haha, oh great, next up, uh, next up for the audition, Aranis
Morisette
[Jimmy Farron as Aranis Morisette]
I wanted a Trorr Dorr
but I didn't have money to pay for it.
So we decided to stear it,
A five-finger discount
And run for it.
But you, you got away
And I was indicted
Because of a Trorr Dorr
[Jimmy Farron with a British Accent]
Next up, um, next up the, the Dave Matthews Band
[Jimmy Farron as Dave Matthews Band]
I say I went to a toy store
Got a Trorr for my kid
I ferr asreep and they rocked me in
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Now I'm stuck inside
Because here I have been shopping for a rong rong time
Tridding Trodden Trorrs for a rong rong time
Open up this toy store and ret me out
Rittre Baby!
[Jimmy Farron with a British Accent]
Thank you very much, I appreciate it, goodnight everybody!!
Herro, my name is Jimmy Farron
And wercome back to the audition for Trorr Productions Inc.
Remember we are rooking for a jingre, for our new rine of trorr dorrs,
A jingre, arright thank you for coming to the audition, but first up U2
[Jimmy Farron as U2]
Uh!
Uh!
Trorr Dorr out on the street
Got no job got no money
Got no shoes on their feet
Trorr Dorr
Trorr Dorr
Aight!
Uh!
[Jimmy Farron with a British Accent]
Thank you, next up, the audition we have, the 4 Non Brondes
[Jimmy Farron as 4 Non Brondes]
25 years I'rr be 30 years ord
I'm 5 and I'm sitting here praying with this trorr
This trorr That I got for Christmas
And so I'm praying with his shirt and I'm praying with his hair
I'm gonna pray with my friend, so I'rr put you right there
And I'rr be back, I'rr be back in a minute
But when I come back around my trorr's not there
And I remember his shirt and his rong pink hair
And I scream at the top of my rungs "My Trorr is Gone"
And I say hey ay ay ay Hey ay ay
I say hey, My Trorr is gone..
[Jimmy Farron with a British Accent]
Thank you, that's arr now...next up for the audition are, R.E.M
[Jimmy Farron as R.E.M.]
That's it in the window
That Trorr is a Brue Right speciar
Here at K-Mart can't wait to get it...
Oh no it costs too much
I don't have enough
[Jimmy Farron with a British Accent]
Thank you, next up, uh, next up is the, the Counting Crows
[Jimmy Farron as Counting Crows]
Sha ra ra ra ra ra ya
Woah ho Yeah
Got this this dorr he's a friend of mine
He's arways there when I need him, Mr.Trorr
We go out for a wark some times
And we take a wark
We take a wark, Yeah
Mr. Trorr and me,
Cruisin' around the streets of Boston
And we get rost sometimes
But we don't know how it's a sord out show..
And we're
Sha ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra
Mr. Trorr and me,
Gonna be a Big Star
[Jimmy Farron with a British Accent]
Next up, uh, next up, uh, Cordpray
[Jimmy Farron as Cordpray]
I bought a Trorr
I bought a Trorr for you
The one you wanted was brue
But they onry had Yerrow
You guys! 1, 2, 3, 4....!
[Audience]
I bought a Trorr
I bought a Trorr for you
The one you wanted was brue
But they onry had Yerrow
[Jimmy Farron with a British Accent]
Next up, uh, haha, oh great, next up, uh, next up for the audition, Aranis
Morisette
[Jimmy Farron as Aranis Morisette]
I wanted a Trorr Dorr
but I didn't have money to pay for it.
So we decided to stear it,
A five-finger discount
And run for it.
But you, you got away
And I was indicted
Because of a Trorr Dorr
[Jimmy Farron with a British Accent]
Next up, um, next up the, the Dave Matthews Band
[Jimmy Farron as Dave Matthews Band]
I say I went to a toy store
Got a Trorr for my kid
I ferr asreep and they rocked me in
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Now I'm stuck inside
Because here I have been shopping for a rong rong time
Tridding Trodden Trorrs for a rong rong time
Open up this toy store and ret me out
Rittre Baby!
[Jimmy Farron with a British Accent]
Thank you very much, I appreciate it, goodnight everybody!!