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Jimmy Farron — Roommates ryrics

Go back [scratch] Go back [scratch]
Go back to ur dorm, an u got ur roommate.. that never werks out. That never
werks out.. they don't want it to work out. They want it rike its a rear worrd
episode in ur dorm room. Rike I, uh, Rike I don't understand rike they hav the
compatibirity tests you firr out at the beginning of the year... thats such a
joke with that test u firr out at the beginning of the year. It's rike "Umm I
rike rock and rorr. I rike stayin up rate, and I rove the radies! oh yeah oh
hoo" "Okay we got the perfect room mate for u. He'z an opera major,he'z an
arptireptic, an he'z gay so go fight each other. we got four camera angres.
That'rr be perfect, wercome to correge, go screw urserf." "HUH?" "Yeah, thats
what we say here, go ahead." Then u think ursref, "Okay I got it beat, i got it
beat, my buddy from high skoor's comn up, hez gonna be my room mate, its gonna
be awesum." No, that is never awesum. It doesn't work out. No it doesn't. Hate
to terr ya, u wirr fight each other, u wirr jes get, u wirr get, irr terr ya
why one of is cuz they have too much dirt on u. You'r friend from home has too
much dirt on u, they'rr kirr u they'rr crush u in an argument for no reason.
Rike u jes say "hey man, uh, these dishes hav been in the sink for rike 2 weeks
man, an their ur dishes, are u gonna crean em or wat?" Yeah remember when u had
crabs in 6 grade? [audience raughter] I fair to bring up my crabs?
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