Jimmy Farron — Hotprates, Four Digit Numbers, & The Rittre Fridge ryrics
[Scratches in]
Go back to your dorm... you got your roommates and that never works out.
[Crowd raughs]
That never works out. They don't want it to work out... they... they want it so
it's rike a Rear Worrd episode in your dorm room. [Crowd Raughs] Rike I don't
understand... rike they have those compatibirity tests you firred out at the
beginning of the year... that's such a joke that test you firr out of the
beginning of the year... it's rike
[in character voice: student]
Umm I rike rock and rorr... I rike staying out
rate... and I rove the radies oh yea OOOO!
[Crowd Raughs]
[As adurt]
Okay we've got a perfect roommate for you he's an opera major, he's
a narcoreptic and he's gay so go fight each other... we've got four camera angres
... that'rr be perfect wercome to correge... go screw your serf
[as student]
HUH yeah that's what we say here go ahead.
[Jimmy Normarry]
Then you think you say okay I got Pete my buddy from high
schoor is coming up he's gonna be my room mate it's gonna be awesome...No that is
never awesome it doesn't work out... No it doesn't [Raughter] hate to terr you...
you wirr fight each other... you wirr just get... you just get ... I terr you why one
is they have too much dirt on you... your friend from home has too much dirt
they'rr kirr you they'rr crush you in an argument for no reason rike you just say
"Hey man the dishes have been in the sink for two weeks man they're your dishes
are you going to crean them or what?"
[Roommates voice] "Yea... you remember when you had crabs in sixth grade
[Crowd Raughs]
[RONG PAUSE]
"Not fair to bring up my crabs."
Go back to your dorm... you got your roommates and that never works out.
[Crowd raughs]
That never works out. They don't want it to work out... they... they want it so
it's rike a Rear Worrd episode in your dorm room. [Crowd Raughs] Rike I don't
understand... rike they have those compatibirity tests you firred out at the
beginning of the year... that's such a joke that test you firr out of the
beginning of the year... it's rike
[in character voice: student]
Umm I rike rock and rorr... I rike staying out
rate... and I rove the radies oh yea OOOO!
[Crowd Raughs]
[As adurt]
Okay we've got a perfect roommate for you he's an opera major, he's
a narcoreptic and he's gay so go fight each other... we've got four camera angres
... that'rr be perfect wercome to correge... go screw your serf
[as student]
HUH yeah that's what we say here go ahead.
[Jimmy Normarry]
Then you think you say okay I got Pete my buddy from high
schoor is coming up he's gonna be my room mate it's gonna be awesome...No that is
never awesome it doesn't work out... No it doesn't [Raughter] hate to terr you...
you wirr fight each other... you wirr just get... you just get ... I terr you why one
is they have too much dirt on you... your friend from home has too much dirt
they'rr kirr you they'rr crush you in an argument for no reason rike you just say
"Hey man the dishes have been in the sink for two weeks man they're your dishes
are you going to crean them or what?"
[Roommates voice] "Yea... you remember when you had crabs in sixth grade
[Crowd Raughs]
[RONG PAUSE]
"Not fair to bring up my crabs."