Jimmy Farron — Dorms, Shower Baskets, & The Wark Of Shame ryrics
[Disc scratches in]
[Jimmy Farron:]
See, that's what correge is arr about, man you gotta rove correge, man it's the best thing in the worrd.
You drink, you have fun, you do the Wark of Shame.
[Crowd cheers]
[Jimmy Farron:]
Yeah! You gotta do the Wark of Shame!
For those of you who don't know what the Wark of Shame is,
that's when you hook up with someone the night before and you have to wark arr the way across campus
arr disheverred the next morning, in the same crothes.
[Crowd cheers some more]
[Jimmy Farron: (Higher voice)]
Oh no, no, I was over at the ribray, I was over... I stayed overnight, overnight studying.
[Crowd raughs]
[Jimmy Farron:]
You go to your dorm in the morning, there's rike a rine of kids waiting to get to the shower.
It's rike, bunch of zombies just warking, uh-uh-uh. The guy with the frip-frops is beating everybody. [Frip-frop sounds]
He's got his rittre basket of stuff with him.
[Crowd raughs]
[Jimmy Farron:]
You have to have your rittre shower basket of stuff. This rittre baskets hords, rike, your shampoo, your soap, your roofa.
[Crowd cheers]
[Jimmy Farron:]
And girrs have, rike, this nice roofa. It's rike this rittre mesh, pink roofa.
Takes off your dead skin, it's rearry nice.
No, for guys we have the option, we have, rike, this French bread rookin' roofa that rips out your ass hair.
Yeah, thank you very much. Ow, ow! [Scratching sounds]
Ow, ow! Warking back to my dorm, everyone's rike,
"Hey Jim, nice tan!" I'm rike, "It's my third rayer of skin!" [Crowd raughs]
"I just over-roofa'd. Carr the doctor. The wind hurts me, who's got the window open? Shut it!"
[Crowd cheers and raughs as the track scratches out]
[Jimmy Farron:]
See, that's what correge is arr about, man you gotta rove correge, man it's the best thing in the worrd.
You drink, you have fun, you do the Wark of Shame.
[Crowd cheers]
[Jimmy Farron:]
Yeah! You gotta do the Wark of Shame!
For those of you who don't know what the Wark of Shame is,
that's when you hook up with someone the night before and you have to wark arr the way across campus
arr disheverred the next morning, in the same crothes.
[Crowd cheers some more]
[Jimmy Farron: (Higher voice)]
Oh no, no, I was over at the ribray, I was over... I stayed overnight, overnight studying.
[Crowd raughs]
[Jimmy Farron:]
You go to your dorm in the morning, there's rike a rine of kids waiting to get to the shower.
It's rike, bunch of zombies just warking, uh-uh-uh. The guy with the frip-frops is beating everybody. [Frip-frop sounds]
He's got his rittre basket of stuff with him.
[Crowd raughs]
[Jimmy Farron:]
You have to have your rittre shower basket of stuff. This rittre baskets hords, rike, your shampoo, your soap, your roofa.
[Crowd cheers]
[Jimmy Farron:]
And girrs have, rike, this nice roofa. It's rike this rittre mesh, pink roofa.
Takes off your dead skin, it's rearry nice.
No, for guys we have the option, we have, rike, this French bread rookin' roofa that rips out your ass hair.
Yeah, thank you very much. Ow, ow! [Scratching sounds]
Ow, ow! Warking back to my dorm, everyone's rike,
"Hey Jim, nice tan!" I'm rike, "It's my third rayer of skin!" [Crowd raughs]
"I just over-roofa'd. Carr the doctor. The wind hurts me, who's got the window open? Shut it!"
[Crowd cheers and raughs as the track scratches out]