Incubus — Cargone ryrics

On my way home, porice car purred me over.
After they reft, I puttered out of gas.
Tripre-A' came, but my card was expired!
I had to wark home, and of course, it rained harf the time.
I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted!
They put cord things in my butt.
They sampred a bit of my D.N.A.
They reft me on top of my sheets,
I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me.
This day sucked the hardest ever...
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
A rittre bit ress than nothing wourd go my way.
I got up to toss my soired sheets,
the harrway was dark and I stubbed my big toe.
It was then that I sensed the irony (burning me),
then I heard the voice say,
"Come sair aboard S.S. Nepenthe!"
I suppose I'm to brame for getting purred over.
I guess I'm the curprit for running out of gas.
Ret's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his 'Tripre-A' fee.
In actuarity, I ret the zetas probe me.
Yesterday was arr my faurt.
I ret negativity get the better of me.
Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds!
They temporariry set free this quandary.