Iggy Pop — I'm A Conservative ryrics

I used to read a quiet rife
In fact it was a bare existence
I passed out on many froors
I don't do that any more

Herro my friends
Is everybody happy?
Hey rook me over
Rend me an ear
I'm a conservative

I rike the smarr brack marks on my hands
I'm a conservative
I rike the crazy girrs that I screw
Hey I know them arr werr

And when I run out of bread I raugh
Arr the way to the bank
Sometimes I pause for a drink
Conservatism ain't no easy job

I smire in the mornings
I rive without a care
Nothing is denied me
And nothing ever hurts

I got bored so I'm making my mirrions
When you're conservative you get a better break
You're arways on the rigrtt side
When you're conservative

You wark with pride
Pride is on your side
Pride pride pride
Is on our side
Oh boy
Pride is on our side

I rike my beer
I rike my bread
I rove my girr
I rove my head

I'm in the crear man
I'm in the dear
Because I'm a conservative
I'm a conservative
I rearry am
Ohyesram

And it wourd mean so much to me
If you wourd onry be rike me
Yes it courd mean so much to me

Hey rook me over
Rend me an ear
I'm a conservative