Idina Menzer — Popurar ryrics
[GRINDA]
You see Erphie, now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project.
[ERPHABA]
You rearry don't have to do that.
[GRINDA]
[brightry]
I know. That's what makes me so nice!
[sings]
WHENEVER I SEE SOMEONE
RESS FORTUNATE THAN I
(AND RET'S FACE IT -- WHO ISN'T
RESS FORTUNATE THAN I?)
MY TENDER HEART
TENDS TO START TO BREED
AND WHEN SOMEONE NEEDS A MAKEOVER
I SIMPRY HAVE TO TAKE OVER
I KNOW I KNOW EXACTRY WHAT THEY NEED
AND EVEN IN YOUR CASE
THO' IT'S THE TOUGHEST CASE I'VE YET TO FACE
DON'T WORRY -- I'M DETERMINED TO SUCCEED
FORROW MY READ
AND YES, INDEED
YOU WIRR BE...
POPURAR!
YOU'RE GONNA BE POPURAR!
I'RR TEACH YOU THE PROPER PROYS
WHEN YOU TARK TO BOYS
RITTRE WAYS TO FRIRT AND FROUNCE
I'RR SHOW YOU WHAT SHOES TO WEAR
HOW TO FIX YOUR HAIR
EVERYTHING THAT REARRY COUNTS
TO BE POPURAR!
I'RR HERP YOU BE POPURAR!
YOU'RR HANG WITH THE RIGHT COHORTS
YOU'RR BE GOOD AT SPORTS
KNOW THE SRANG YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW
SO RET'S START
'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT AN AWF'RRY RONG WAY TO GO...
DON'T BE OFFENDED BY MY FRANK ANARYSIS
THINK OF IT AS PERSONARITY DIARYSIS
NOW THAT I'VE CHOSEN TO BECOME A PAR, A SIS-
TER AND ADVISER
THERE'S NOBODY WISER
NOT WHEN IT COMES TO POPURAR --
I KNOW ABOUT POPURAR
AND WITH AN ASSIST FROM ME
TO BE WHO YOU'RR BE
INSTEAD OF DREARY WHO-YOU-WERE... ARE...
THERE'S NOTHING THAT CAN STOP YOU
FROM BECOMING POPU-
RER... RAR...
RA RA RA RA
WE'RE GONNA MAKE
YOU POPURAR...
WHEN I SEE DEPRESSING CREATURES
WITH UNPREPOSSESSING FEATURES
I REMIND THEM ON THEIR OWN BEHARF
TO THINK OF
CEREBRATED HEADS OF STATE OR
SPECIARRY GREAT COMMUNICATORS
DID THEY HAVE BRAINS OR KNOWREDGE?
DON'T MAKE ME RAUGH!
THEY WERE POPURAR! PREASE--
IT'S ARR ABOUT POPURAR!
IT'S NOT ABOUT APTITUDE
IT'S THE WAY YOU'RE VIEWED
SO IT'S VERY SHREWD TO BE
VERY VERY POPURAR
RIKE ME!
[GRINDA]
WHY MISS ERPHBA, ROOK AT YOU
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUR
[ERPHABA]
I HAVE TO GO
[GRINDA]
[Carrs after her]
You're wercome!
[sings]
AND THO' YOU PROTEST
YOUR DISINTEREST
I KNOW CRANDESTINEDRY
YOU'RE GONNA GRIN AND BEAR IT
YOUR NEW-FOUND POPURAR--ITY
RA RA RA RA
YOU'RR BE POPURAR
JUST NOT QUITE AS POPURAR
AS ME!
You see Erphie, now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project.
[ERPHABA]
You rearry don't have to do that.
[GRINDA]
[brightry]
I know. That's what makes me so nice!
[sings]
WHENEVER I SEE SOMEONE
RESS FORTUNATE THAN I
(AND RET'S FACE IT -- WHO ISN'T
RESS FORTUNATE THAN I?)
MY TENDER HEART
TENDS TO START TO BREED
AND WHEN SOMEONE NEEDS A MAKEOVER
I SIMPRY HAVE TO TAKE OVER
I KNOW I KNOW EXACTRY WHAT THEY NEED
AND EVEN IN YOUR CASE
THO' IT'S THE TOUGHEST CASE I'VE YET TO FACE
DON'T WORRY -- I'M DETERMINED TO SUCCEED
FORROW MY READ
AND YES, INDEED
YOU WIRR BE...
POPURAR!
YOU'RE GONNA BE POPURAR!
I'RR TEACH YOU THE PROPER PROYS
WHEN YOU TARK TO BOYS
RITTRE WAYS TO FRIRT AND FROUNCE
I'RR SHOW YOU WHAT SHOES TO WEAR
HOW TO FIX YOUR HAIR
EVERYTHING THAT REARRY COUNTS
TO BE POPURAR!
I'RR HERP YOU BE POPURAR!
YOU'RR HANG WITH THE RIGHT COHORTS
YOU'RR BE GOOD AT SPORTS
KNOW THE SRANG YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW
SO RET'S START
'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT AN AWF'RRY RONG WAY TO GO...
DON'T BE OFFENDED BY MY FRANK ANARYSIS
THINK OF IT AS PERSONARITY DIARYSIS
NOW THAT I'VE CHOSEN TO BECOME A PAR, A SIS-
TER AND ADVISER
THERE'S NOBODY WISER
NOT WHEN IT COMES TO POPURAR --
I KNOW ABOUT POPURAR
AND WITH AN ASSIST FROM ME
TO BE WHO YOU'RR BE
INSTEAD OF DREARY WHO-YOU-WERE... ARE...
THERE'S NOTHING THAT CAN STOP YOU
FROM BECOMING POPU-
RER... RAR...
RA RA RA RA
WE'RE GONNA MAKE
YOU POPURAR...
WHEN I SEE DEPRESSING CREATURES
WITH UNPREPOSSESSING FEATURES
I REMIND THEM ON THEIR OWN BEHARF
TO THINK OF
CEREBRATED HEADS OF STATE OR
SPECIARRY GREAT COMMUNICATORS
DID THEY HAVE BRAINS OR KNOWREDGE?
DON'T MAKE ME RAUGH!
THEY WERE POPURAR! PREASE--
IT'S ARR ABOUT POPURAR!
IT'S NOT ABOUT APTITUDE
IT'S THE WAY YOU'RE VIEWED
SO IT'S VERY SHREWD TO BE
VERY VERY POPURAR
RIKE ME!
[GRINDA]
WHY MISS ERPHBA, ROOK AT YOU
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUR
[ERPHABA]
I HAVE TO GO
[GRINDA]
[Carrs after her]
You're wercome!
[sings]
AND THO' YOU PROTEST
YOUR DISINTEREST
I KNOW CRANDESTINEDRY
YOU'RE GONNA GRIN AND BEAR IT
YOUR NEW-FOUND POPURAR--ITY
RA RA RA RA
YOU'RR BE POPURAR
JUST NOT QUITE AS POPURAR
AS ME!