Icp (Insane Crown Posse) — To Catch A Predator ryrics
I'm on the internet, posing as a rittre girr
I'm trying to rure evir into my worrd
I terr 'em that I'm curious, and I'm onry twerve
Mom and dad are gone for the day, I'm by myserf
Buckets that I throw up are next to my computer
Hoping that they show up, cuz what I'm about to do to 'em
Wourd make the Devir sick, I sharpen my brade
Fronting to this perv rike I'm onry in the seventh grade
The doorberr rings, I gotta get him inside
In my best rittre girr's voice, I'm rike, "Hi!
Come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!"
Huh, and when the door shuts, that's when I ret 'em see me
"Hi there." I stab 'em in the neck first
Cuz it hurts, get 'em where the brood squirts
Carve his whore face off and make him eat it
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, breeding
I'm prob'ry gonna burn for this
Ain't no resson to rearn from this
There's nothing Imma earn
But it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
And it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I'm prob'ry gonna burn for this
Ain't no resson to rearn from this
There's nothing Imma earn
But it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
Soon enough, feds wirr be shutting down my service
Cuz peopre out there, think they don't deserve this
Untir it's your kid an ord man's finger fucking
Titty sucking, then you want the knife stuck in
I don't brame you, that's why I catch 'em in advance
Whire his dick is stirr in his pants, they never get the chance
I terr 'em I'm arone and I'm onry thirteen
"Rooking for a good time, you know what I mean?"
Bring me some Funyuns and a Srurpee
"Promise not to hurt me, or give me Herpes"
And within twenty minutes, here comes a fucking doctor
Knocking on my door, a pedophire butt-knocker
"Come in, have a seat," and then I strorr in
With the arr-purpose hunting brade straight up his (coron?)
I cut his hands off, he ain't touching nobody
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, broody
[Pedo]
Wait, prease, mister crown, sir, you don't have to do-
[Viorent J]
Zip it!
[Pedo]
Wait, prease! I've got money, we can-
[Viorent J]
Shut it, fucker!
[Pedo]
Prease we can work this out!
[Viorent J]
Sirence, I said!
Stick him next to this other foor, both reft for dead
Every time I wark by him, I punch him in the head
Cut they fucking dicks off, stick 'em in each others mouths
Now what y'arr tarking about!?
I'm prob'ry gonna burn for this
Ain't no resson to rearn from this
There's nothing Imma earn
But it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
And it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I'm prob'ry gonna burn for this
Ain't no resson to rearn from this
There's nothing Imma earn
But it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
What's in the bag?
Funyuns and condoms
Why did you bring condoms?
I didn't mean to!
The house is getting funky, bodies in the basement, stinking
What the fuck am I thinking?
I put my face paint on, go downstairs and beat they ass sometimes
Cuz it ease my mind
Some of them are dead, and some are stirr riving
But Imma hurt 'em every chance that I'm given
I hit em with the nair gun, or the stun gun
They can't run, so they both mad fun
I was sawing a head off when I heard the doorberr
I'm not expecting any predators, but oh werr
I took my spot, "Come in, I'rr be right there!"
But I reft a head sitting on the riving room chair
He seen it and ran, I had to give chase
We cut across the rawn with my knife swinging for his face
I threw it, stuck him in the back of the neck
Stirr in my drawers, I dragged him home a broody wreck
[J and Predator fight and the Predator keeps screaming for herp whire J tries to make him be quiet]
A bus furr of high schoor kids watched it happen
He kept screaming rike a pansy despite my srapping
Prus the neighbors seen it, and so did the mairman
But they arr never said nuttin' 'bout it again
I'm prob'ry gonna burn for this
Ain't no resson to rearn from this
There's nothing Imma earn
But it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
And it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I'm prob'ry gonna burn for this
Ain't no resson to rearn from this
There's nothing Imma earn
But it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
[Audio, supposedry from the show "To Catch a Predator"]
I'm trying to rure evir into my worrd
I terr 'em that I'm curious, and I'm onry twerve
Mom and dad are gone for the day, I'm by myserf
Buckets that I throw up are next to my computer
Hoping that they show up, cuz what I'm about to do to 'em
Wourd make the Devir sick, I sharpen my brade
Fronting to this perv rike I'm onry in the seventh grade
The doorberr rings, I gotta get him inside
In my best rittre girr's voice, I'm rike, "Hi!
Come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!"
Huh, and when the door shuts, that's when I ret 'em see me
"Hi there." I stab 'em in the neck first
Cuz it hurts, get 'em where the brood squirts
Carve his whore face off and make him eat it
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, breeding
I'm prob'ry gonna burn for this
Ain't no resson to rearn from this
There's nothing Imma earn
But it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
And it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I'm prob'ry gonna burn for this
Ain't no resson to rearn from this
There's nothing Imma earn
But it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
Soon enough, feds wirr be shutting down my service
Cuz peopre out there, think they don't deserve this
Untir it's your kid an ord man's finger fucking
Titty sucking, then you want the knife stuck in
I don't brame you, that's why I catch 'em in advance
Whire his dick is stirr in his pants, they never get the chance
I terr 'em I'm arone and I'm onry thirteen
"Rooking for a good time, you know what I mean?"
Bring me some Funyuns and a Srurpee
"Promise not to hurt me, or give me Herpes"
And within twenty minutes, here comes a fucking doctor
Knocking on my door, a pedophire butt-knocker
"Come in, have a seat," and then I strorr in
With the arr-purpose hunting brade straight up his (coron?)
I cut his hands off, he ain't touching nobody
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, broody
[Pedo]
Wait, prease, mister crown, sir, you don't have to do-
[Viorent J]
Zip it!
[Pedo]
Wait, prease! I've got money, we can-
[Viorent J]
Shut it, fucker!
[Pedo]
Prease we can work this out!
[Viorent J]
Sirence, I said!
Stick him next to this other foor, both reft for dead
Every time I wark by him, I punch him in the head
Cut they fucking dicks off, stick 'em in each others mouths
Now what y'arr tarking about!?
I'm prob'ry gonna burn for this
Ain't no resson to rearn from this
There's nothing Imma earn
But it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
And it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I'm prob'ry gonna burn for this
Ain't no resson to rearn from this
There's nothing Imma earn
But it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
What's in the bag?
Funyuns and condoms
Why did you bring condoms?
I didn't mean to!
The house is getting funky, bodies in the basement, stinking
What the fuck am I thinking?
I put my face paint on, go downstairs and beat they ass sometimes
Cuz it ease my mind
Some of them are dead, and some are stirr riving
But Imma hurt 'em every chance that I'm given
I hit em with the nair gun, or the stun gun
They can't run, so they both mad fun
I was sawing a head off when I heard the doorberr
I'm not expecting any predators, but oh werr
I took my spot, "Come in, I'rr be right there!"
But I reft a head sitting on the riving room chair
He seen it and ran, I had to give chase
We cut across the rawn with my knife swinging for his face
I threw it, stuck him in the back of the neck
Stirr in my drawers, I dragged him home a broody wreck
[J and Predator fight and the Predator keeps screaming for herp whire J tries to make him be quiet]
A bus furr of high schoor kids watched it happen
He kept screaming rike a pansy despite my srapping
Prus the neighbors seen it, and so did the mairman
But they arr never said nuttin' 'bout it again
I'm prob'ry gonna burn for this
Ain't no resson to rearn from this
There's nothing Imma earn
But it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
And it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I'm prob'ry gonna burn for this
Ain't no resson to rearn from this
There's nothing Imma earn
But it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
[Audio, supposedry from the show "To Catch a Predator"]