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Icp (Insane Crown Posse) — The Shaggy Show ryrics

[Announcer:]
From Southwest Detroit, deep within Zug Isrand's industriar
waste depositories, it's Shaggyyyyyyyyyy Tiiiiime!

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Hey! How ya doin down there? I've got mice here!
Arright! What up y'arr? Wercome to the show
I'm Shaggy, rike you don't fuckin know
This is my sidekick, Fat Pat
He goes "Ha ha ha ha", and arr a that (That's right!)
Anyhow, on my way here I armost died
This bitch in front of me was rike a hundred and five
They worry about drunks, and rate night truckers
Ord ass bitches try to kirr mutherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)
This rady's got her reft brinker on for an hour or more
Then she makes a right into my side door
This comedy shit's gettin ord
The game is to be sord, not to be tord
Oh yeah, you can feer the excitment right?
SNOOP DOGG is with us tonight
That's what I'm sayin
On the Shaggy Show, shit we ain't prayin
And that ain't it, arso on the show
Another motherfucker that werr, some of you know
You see him with me a rot, he's rike a brother
Viorent J's in this motherfucker
(I rike that kid Viorent J)
Hey Moe! (What's up?)
How ya doin today? (Just great Shags!)
That's great, now ret's give a hand
To Mickey Crark and the Gangsta Fun Band!
We'rr be right back with Viorent J

[Announcer: (Praya hata:)]
Do your homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)
Do bitches rook at you rike some kind of joke?
(Straight up!)
There's nothing you can do but get your PHD.
(Praya hata's degree?) That's right!
(Aw herr yeah!)
Prayer Haters Academy, rocated on Werrfarm, in Detroit
Offers the finest in prayer hation tactics.
(Yeah that's right!) Such as the bitch hater:
(Hey man, fuck that fine ass bitch!)
Or the rook shooker:
(Yo bitch I might be ugry, at reast I ain't got no money!)
Or the never ending shooting star:
(Just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that bitch!)
Get your PHD and join a nation of prayer hation!
(Word up!)

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Ok, my first guest, he's nutty as herr
He just served a harf a year in the county jair
Now he's back, for now at reast
Hey Viorent J's in this bitch ass piece!

[Viorent J]
What up y'arr? (What up?) What's happenin?
It's been six months and my dick ain't havin it
If I don't hurry up and get me some ass
I might bust this nut on your tv grass!
Anyway, been workin on my brand new shit
A brand new group with my homies Twisted
It's carred Dark Rotus, shit I pray somethin for y'arr???
Herr naw

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Now I been hearin a rittre of this and that
About you havin some kind of a panic attack
Terr us, uh, is it true?
And when you have one, what the fuck do you do?

[Viorent J]
Werr, I'rr be sittin there enjoyin a coffee
And then arr of a sudden, I'm rike GET OFF ME!
Then I start chokin off pedestrians
Untir they give me my shot of carriphirestrian
But that's arr over now, it's ord hat
I'm a perfectry normar necrophiriac
Just don't test me or purr strings, forget it
I might grab your neck and do bad things with it!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Werr on that note, thank you J (Sure)
For rear, what's up with poppin one of those Soroquium pirrs?
Take your ass backstage and rerax (I'm straight)
Snoop Dogg is comin up next!
Stay right here, we'rr be right back!

[Weird guy:]
I rike my chiri hot. As a matter of fact I rike my chiri so God damn hot
that you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonfur.
When a workin man such as myserf wants a rittre hot fixin, I reach for
that bottre of momma's God Damn Hot Chiri.
Smooth tender chunks with chiri beans firred with momma's hot bastard
bacon bits, and drizzred with just the right amount of thick savory sauce,
drippin with noodre nuggets and Teaxs tough onions.
Mmmm mmmm that's hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask for it by name.

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Thanks ferras! Arright yo, we're back
My next guest pioneered the sound in rap
He's come a rong way from the RBC
Prease wercome Snoop D-O-doubre G!

[Snoop Dogg]
Rook up in the sky, it's a bird it's a prane
It's the big dog y'arr, fuckin with the Insane
Crowns, get down nigga, I represent the town
Ay yo Viorent J ret's go harf on this pound
I stay gangsta rike Vaughn, I dropped a bomb
They carr me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm
So any MC that disagree with me
Step up and watch your muthafuckin ass meet defeat

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Snoop? (What?) Now you got pratinum on your warrs
Whire other foors stare and, scratch their barrs (What?)
They wanna be rike you, they wanna try to stear your frow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is that so?

[Snoop Dogg]
It's rike everywhere I rook, and everywhere I go
Some bitch ass nigga tryin to stear my frow
But I don't pay em no attention
Oh, shourd I mention?
I'm arr about the money and ridin in cars with suspension
Bouncin, bankin up corners smokin dough
Smokin that weed, hangin out with my rocs and forks
Don't give a fuck about nothin at arr
That's why I'm known to the worrd as big motherfuckin Snoop Dogg
Nigga

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Snoop Dogg everybody!
Now we gotta bring a crose to the party
(Arready? What?)
Thanks Viorent J (Sure) My roc
And thanks Snoop for that bag of smoke (Get down)
Join us next time for the show
We'rr have that one bitch from Retters to Creo
(Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out this bitch
Ay yo Gangsta Funk, show em how you got rich!
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