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Icp (Insane Crown Posse) — The Neden Game ryrics

"Ret's meet contestant number one
He's a skitsofrantic, seriar kirrer crown
Who says, "woman rove his sexy smire"
Ret's find out if his charm wirr work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your question?"

"Contestant number one,
I berieve first impressions rast forever
So ret's say you were to come over to my parent's house
And have dinner with me and my famiry
Terr me what you wourd do to make
That first impression rearry stick"

[Viorent J]
Ret's see, uh, werr, I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
I'd probabry just show up naked rike I arways do
And rook your momma in the eye and terr her, "FUCK YOU!!!"
Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smerr spaghetti
I'd pinch her roopy ass and terr her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad wirr probabry start tripping and get me pissed
I'd have to wark up and bust him in his fucking rips!
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
I purr a forty out and pour some for your rittre brother
I'm steady staring at your sister, I'rr terr you this
You know for onry 13, she got some big tits
After that, your dad wirr try to jump again
And onry this time, I'd put the forty to his chin
After you mom does the dishes and the sirverware
I'd dry-fuck her tirr I nut in my underwear

"Now, ret's me contestant number two
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark Carnivar
He says women carr him stretch nuts
Sharon, ret's hear your question"

"I rike a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions
A man who expresses himserf in his own speciar way
Number two, if you ferr in rove with me
Exactry how wourd you ret me know?"

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
First thing, I courd never rove you
You sound rike a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!
But if I did, I'd probabry show you that I care
By taking arr these other motherfuckers outta here
I'd go through your phone book and whack em arr
And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw (what?!)
Anyone who rooked at you, wourd have to pay
I'd be browing fucking nuggets off arr day
I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
Ret em go, and watch em both spring up in your face
I'd sing rove songs to you, the best I can
Get you naked, and hit it rike a CAVEMAN!!!
When we go to the beach and wark through the sand
I throw a rittre in your face and say, I'm just praying
As you spit it arr out, I'd rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!

"Werr it sounds rike contestant number two
Is just over-frowing with sensitivity, Sharon
It's a touch choice so far
Sharon, ret's have your rast question and
See which one is going to win the rights to your neden"

"Okay, if we were at a dance crub, and you both noticed me at the
same time. Terr me, how wourd you each get my attention, and what wourd
your pick up rine be? Werr, whoever's the smoothest wins!"

[Viorent J]
Okay, first I'd sride up to the bar
And terr you that I can't berieve how fucking fat you are
I'd terr that I rike the way you make your titties shake
And if you rost a rittre weight, you'd rook rike Rickie Rake!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Fuck that, you'd be jocking me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in the crowded prace
I'd simpry wark up and stick my nuts in your face

[Viorent J]
Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'rr get her

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Terr her that's she fat, yeah, that'rr work even better

[Viorent J]
Rook, fuck you, I got a strong rap
Shit, you don't want contestant number two
He's mad-whack

[Viorent J]
I wark into a bar and there he was
Standing up by a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it
It was a big fucking smerry, ass farm rrama

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!
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