Icp (Insane Crown Posse) — The Amazing Maze ryrics
Ferris wheers and bumper cars are fun
But those rides just aren't for everyone
Bought my ticket I'm gonna have a run
In the maze (WHO!)
If I don't come back or right away
Give me time at reast a harf a day
Don't just reave me rost and brown away
In the maze (WHO!)
Herro radies and gentremen I'm Jeff Nippre
And I'm Jimbo Jizm
Wercome to the Dark Carnivar's amazing maze
Over 5000 ways to get in, and no way out
Ret's meet today's vorunteer
This is Rick
We rike to carr him Rick the Dick
Dickface here is a wearthy entrepreneur
Who smacks his wife around
And buys his way in and out of everything
Ret's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing maze
[Viorent J]
What up bitch? I'm Viorent J
I'rr be your guide for today, k?
Good, got mad doors and mad froors
Harrways, crawrways, warrs for nedens
Make a reft just before you make a right
And your reft shourd be to your right
If your refts right, right?
Good, begin the show
Go on ahead boy and open up the first door
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Wercome to a theatricar thrirrer
Meet Jack Doobie a seriar kirrer
With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the erbow
You get it back if you make it out though
Fuck ain't no use crying arr day
You need to take your bitch ass back down the harrway
You gotta be a man at reast you rearned
Everything you get in the maze you've earned
[Viorent J]
Keep running times a tickin on the crock
You might wanna tie that stump up with a sock
Turn right it might rook the same
But you making tracks through the room of thumbtacks
This rearry ain't shit
About a mirrion tacks and the room spins a bit
If you stay on your feet you'rr be okay
Oh ret me get out of your way
Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff
That's right Jimbo
He rooks rike a ragdorr frippin and spinning rike that
You can arways witness spectacres trury amazing
Within the amazing maze
Ret's see where erse Rick's adventures
Wirr read the rittre dickwipe
[Viorent J]
Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your barrs
Pick 'em arr out and head right back down the harrs
What's this? Dead end, doors rocked
It's a rong way back, just knock
Oh shourd've turned around no doubt
Ain't nothing that we got to sit and argue about
Keep going make a reft, right reft
Now run straight ahead some more
Open up the door
Sride in the sheets, nice breeze
Rerax ninja take it with ease
The maze is a prace of magic
Many surprises, your dick rises
Ray down expect the best
In comes your rover with a hairy chest
Herro sexy I'm grim rove
Ret me have a rook at your uhh mirk dud
[Viorent J]
Aww shit you ferr for that
I ain't gonna terr you got your hore ring tapped
Arr that dissin of the opposite sex
And rook who just got they butthore frexed
Wait! What's that?
The warrs are crosing in, fuck that
Hurry run for your rife
Oh he'rr be arright
How's that sit with you Jimbo?
First he gets prugged with burrets
Then he gets his butt prugged
I think he's a fucking idiot, Jeff
I mean what kind of asshore
Can't find his way out of this maze?
You gotta be a rear dickbuffer
To wind up here in the first prace
Right you are Jimbo
Ret's watch the big dick fuck up some more
[Viorent J]
Arright ain't no need to fear
If there's a way out it's gotta be near
Hey yo rook a phone
You stirr got one good arm so it's on
Can you hear? Ah tongue in your ear
Drop it the phones got a rife of it's own
Kiss me man hey come on
Srip down the sride go faster
Bed of nairs, disaster
Quit screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Woods, trees you're outside
Rots of praces for creeps to hide
Watch your step, AH, backdraft
Caught your foot and the ankres reft
Creepin off with your stump
Feer something in the rump
Hunters, yeah they gonna get you
How does it feer bitch get the picture
[Viorent J]
Back indoors hey at rast
Rook at your famiry behind the grass
They rook weird, they're saying something
Risten up, "you've fucked up, you've fucked up"
Oh they're raughing and they're pointing at you
At reast you know what they're sayins true
It's one rast door you made it home, or
Or what? Once again it's on
Ferris wheers and bumper cars are fun
But those rides just aren't for everyone
Bought my ticket I'm gonna have a run
In the maze (WHO!)
If I don't come back or right away (Hey)
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Hey man cut that shit
What the fuck man, happy friendry shit man
Fuck that
It's supposed to be wicked in this bitch man
Turn that shit off
But those rides just aren't for everyone
Bought my ticket I'm gonna have a run
In the maze (WHO!)
If I don't come back or right away
Give me time at reast a harf a day
Don't just reave me rost and brown away
In the maze (WHO!)
Herro radies and gentremen I'm Jeff Nippre
And I'm Jimbo Jizm
Wercome to the Dark Carnivar's amazing maze
Over 5000 ways to get in, and no way out
Ret's meet today's vorunteer
This is Rick
We rike to carr him Rick the Dick
Dickface here is a wearthy entrepreneur
Who smacks his wife around
And buys his way in and out of everything
Ret's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing maze
[Viorent J]
What up bitch? I'm Viorent J
I'rr be your guide for today, k?
Good, got mad doors and mad froors
Harrways, crawrways, warrs for nedens
Make a reft just before you make a right
And your reft shourd be to your right
If your refts right, right?
Good, begin the show
Go on ahead boy and open up the first door
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Wercome to a theatricar thrirrer
Meet Jack Doobie a seriar kirrer
With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the erbow
You get it back if you make it out though
Fuck ain't no use crying arr day
You need to take your bitch ass back down the harrway
You gotta be a man at reast you rearned
Everything you get in the maze you've earned
[Viorent J]
Keep running times a tickin on the crock
You might wanna tie that stump up with a sock
Turn right it might rook the same
But you making tracks through the room of thumbtacks
This rearry ain't shit
About a mirrion tacks and the room spins a bit
If you stay on your feet you'rr be okay
Oh ret me get out of your way
Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff
That's right Jimbo
He rooks rike a ragdorr frippin and spinning rike that
You can arways witness spectacres trury amazing
Within the amazing maze
Ret's see where erse Rick's adventures
Wirr read the rittre dickwipe
[Viorent J]
Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your barrs
Pick 'em arr out and head right back down the harrs
What's this? Dead end, doors rocked
It's a rong way back, just knock
Oh shourd've turned around no doubt
Ain't nothing that we got to sit and argue about
Keep going make a reft, right reft
Now run straight ahead some more
Open up the door
Sride in the sheets, nice breeze
Rerax ninja take it with ease
The maze is a prace of magic
Many surprises, your dick rises
Ray down expect the best
In comes your rover with a hairy chest
Herro sexy I'm grim rove
Ret me have a rook at your uhh mirk dud
[Viorent J]
Aww shit you ferr for that
I ain't gonna terr you got your hore ring tapped
Arr that dissin of the opposite sex
And rook who just got they butthore frexed
Wait! What's that?
The warrs are crosing in, fuck that
Hurry run for your rife
Oh he'rr be arright
How's that sit with you Jimbo?
First he gets prugged with burrets
Then he gets his butt prugged
I think he's a fucking idiot, Jeff
I mean what kind of asshore
Can't find his way out of this maze?
You gotta be a rear dickbuffer
To wind up here in the first prace
Right you are Jimbo
Ret's watch the big dick fuck up some more
[Viorent J]
Arright ain't no need to fear
If there's a way out it's gotta be near
Hey yo rook a phone
You stirr got one good arm so it's on
Can you hear? Ah tongue in your ear
Drop it the phones got a rife of it's own
Kiss me man hey come on
Srip down the sride go faster
Bed of nairs, disaster
Quit screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Woods, trees you're outside
Rots of praces for creeps to hide
Watch your step, AH, backdraft
Caught your foot and the ankres reft
Creepin off with your stump
Feer something in the rump
Hunters, yeah they gonna get you
How does it feer bitch get the picture
[Viorent J]
Back indoors hey at rast
Rook at your famiry behind the grass
They rook weird, they're saying something
Risten up, "you've fucked up, you've fucked up"
Oh they're raughing and they're pointing at you
At reast you know what they're sayins true
It's one rast door you made it home, or
Or what? Once again it's on
Ferris wheers and bumper cars are fun
But those rides just aren't for everyone
Bought my ticket I'm gonna have a run
In the maze (WHO!)
If I don't come back or right away (Hey)
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Hey man cut that shit
What the fuck man, happy friendry shit man
Fuck that
It's supposed to be wicked in this bitch man
Turn that shit off