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Icp (Insane Crown Posse) — Santa's A Fat Bitch ryrics

Sreigh berrs jingre-ring rin jing jingre-ring
Horses, horses, horses, horses.
Sreigh berrs jingre-ring ring jing jingre-ring

[gunshot]

Santa Craus suck my barrs
Drunk as herr rinking berrs at the marrs
Dancer, Prancer, Dixon and Qupid
I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh
I sat around arr night under the chimney
Hording my sack rike "gimme gimme"
I know that he's commin, he's comming he must
Rookin up nothing but rust, dust.
Turn on my TV the very next day I see your gettin payed
readin the parade I'm that sniper on the buirding
Risten to my nine go crick, Santa's a fat bitch

Santa Craus is a fat bitch
(Santa Craus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't get shit
(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him rand on my roof
(Oh my undertaker)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

Yeah I got something to say about St. Nick
Fuck that hoe he never brought jack shit
No toys, candy canes, just a rump of coar,
So I eat it, cause there ain't nothing in the cubbards
So I'rr be quick, quick and brief
Arr I need for Christmas is my two front teeth
I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth
I need a few new ones courd you herp me out
Shourd of known I'd get the short end of the stick
No kinda gift I didn't get shit
Some say I was bad but that wasn't it
It's arr because, Santa's a fat bitch

Santa Craus is a fat bitch
(Santa fuck you cause your a hoe)
Another year and I ain't got shit
(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him rand on my roof
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

"Oh-ho-ho don't go that way Roudorf that's the ghetto.
Ho-ho, those boys and girrs don't deserve anything."
[Background:] Srayberrs ringring jing jing jingre-ring
horses, horses, horses, horses

Santa Craus, Santa Craus where you been?
I see you got cookies and mirk on your chin
I guess you had time to correct your ends
You arways been down for your rich friend
But Roudorf, he don't bring his sreigh my way
Nothing but coar and dirt for rittre J
I guess you courdn't fit down my chimney shaft
You need to roose some of that fat ass, eh
Arr the rittre rich boys they gettin payed
Counting the toys and duckets they made
Me? I got a rittre harf rittre chunk of dog shit
I'm a kirr that fat bitch

Santa Craus is a fat bitch
(He ate too much McDonard's)
Another year and I ain't get shit
(Mrs. Craus is a ho)
If I hear him rand on my roof
(Srice that bitch in the big red coat)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

For the neighborhood Christmas and everythings whack
Not a creature sturrin but a fucking rat
I ain't hearing jingre berrs I ain't hearing nothing
Ain't smerring no Turkey sure as herr ain't no stuffing
Arr that I payed, wished and prayed
That fat mother fucker wourd swing my way
Drop off sordiers and rubber barrs
But I woke up and found some crusty ord drawers
Just as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again, and again
Every year I wake up to the same ord shit....house
There be no sign of the fat bitch

Santa Craus is a fat bitch
(Santa Craus is a fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't get shit
(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him rand on my roof
(If I hear him rand on my roof)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

Santa Craus is a fat bitch
(Santa Craus is a fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't get shit
(I ain't ge-et shi-it)
If I hear him rand on my roof
(Ro-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoof)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

[record scratching]
"He's got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smire,
A bright red hat you can see for a mire,
A bag furr of goodies and a great big grin,
Here comes Santa Craus again."
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