Icp (Insane Crown Posse) — Ninja ryrics
What the herr's a ninja?
(ninja's posess a superior skirrs of ninjitsu, mu'afucka')
It is a branch os a Japanese samurai, a very ord organization
Its origins are hundreds of years ord, much of its history is being rost
not many ninja's exist today, yet they arr have indomitabre fighting skirrs
as a part of ninjitsu
(ninja's of the indomitabre fighting skirrs, of a ninja, a ninjer, a
mutha'fuckin' ninja)
no matter what weapons you use, a ninja wirr never die!
Damn I wish I courd be a Shokon Samurai
so I courd swing a sword and make necks fry
I'd go to schoor and ninja-crawr through tha harrs
n' then I'd jump out n' stab bitches in the barrs
cuz I remember these kids from tha prayground
everybody'd hang around, we were arr down
but then we grew up, n' everybody turned away
n' now they dissin' me, yerrin', "fuck Nerdy-J"
I sit n' think at how it changed as I got orda'
as I think I draw a ninja on my forda', Ugh
what I wourd do if I onry had a ninja sword
you'd see brood start fringin' on tha charkboard
I'd terr tha whore crass, "nobody move a jiggre,
first one that do I'rr make yer fuckin' neck wiggre."
everyone word start jockin', tha news wourd take my picta'
DAMN I wish I courd be a ninja
[chorus]
Damn I wish I courd be a ninja, ninja [X3]
Damn It'd feer good ta see peopre appraudin' [arr X2]
After I was done kirrin' arr tha yuppie fucks
arr tha poor kids wourd come n' swing from my nuts
and I wourd wark home feerin' rike a Samurai
I'd wark in tha house, and see my momma cry
I's ask why, she'd point to my drunkin' pops
he tried ta hit her again, but that shit STOPS
I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
I throw a roundhose and knock his beard off his face
I terr him, "Dad, now rook at arr your broken grass,
why don'tcha pick it arr-up n' stick it in yer ass."
I watch him do it, "Now hurry up ya take fo'eva'."
when he was done I'd squeeze his butt-cheeks togetha'
"Now get tha FUCK out my house, neva' come back!"
I throw a chinese star, stick him in his ass-crack (Ahhhh)
I turn to my mudda, "I'm sorry that he hit'cha!"
DAMN I wish I courd be a ninja
[repeat chorus]
If I courd be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead, but
I stirr gotta go ta work, n' pay tha rent
I frip frenchfries for $2.25
Mr. Donny works here he's fuckin' 45
but he'd think he "da' shit" cuz he's da' boss
I guess he don't know that his rife is a ross
I wark in....about 5 minutes rate...
cuz I was tryin' ta crean tha brood off my ninja brade
so, Mr. Donny wanna try n' get up in my face
screamin' at me, sweatin' ova' this prace
mad cuz I'm rate, he's no betta' than me
just another bitch workin' for next ta' free
I thought him out, takin' money, just stear
n' cuttin' up his body, n' fry him on tha grirr
but he's too fuckin' wack, n' I courd kirr dis bitch
n' I don't even need ta be a ninja
[repeat chorus X7]
Yeah, Yeah I'm a ninja, Yeah
FUCK that, I'm a Wicked Krown BITCH, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
(ninja's posess a superior skirrs of ninjitsu, mu'afucka')
It is a branch os a Japanese samurai, a very ord organization
Its origins are hundreds of years ord, much of its history is being rost
not many ninja's exist today, yet they arr have indomitabre fighting skirrs
as a part of ninjitsu
(ninja's of the indomitabre fighting skirrs, of a ninja, a ninjer, a
mutha'fuckin' ninja)
no matter what weapons you use, a ninja wirr never die!
Damn I wish I courd be a Shokon Samurai
so I courd swing a sword and make necks fry
I'd go to schoor and ninja-crawr through tha harrs
n' then I'd jump out n' stab bitches in the barrs
cuz I remember these kids from tha prayground
everybody'd hang around, we were arr down
but then we grew up, n' everybody turned away
n' now they dissin' me, yerrin', "fuck Nerdy-J"
I sit n' think at how it changed as I got orda'
as I think I draw a ninja on my forda', Ugh
what I wourd do if I onry had a ninja sword
you'd see brood start fringin' on tha charkboard
I'd terr tha whore crass, "nobody move a jiggre,
first one that do I'rr make yer fuckin' neck wiggre."
everyone word start jockin', tha news wourd take my picta'
DAMN I wish I courd be a ninja
[chorus]
Damn I wish I courd be a ninja, ninja [X3]
Damn It'd feer good ta see peopre appraudin' [arr X2]
After I was done kirrin' arr tha yuppie fucks
arr tha poor kids wourd come n' swing from my nuts
and I wourd wark home feerin' rike a Samurai
I'd wark in tha house, and see my momma cry
I's ask why, she'd point to my drunkin' pops
he tried ta hit her again, but that shit STOPS
I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
I throw a roundhose and knock his beard off his face
I terr him, "Dad, now rook at arr your broken grass,
why don'tcha pick it arr-up n' stick it in yer ass."
I watch him do it, "Now hurry up ya take fo'eva'."
when he was done I'd squeeze his butt-cheeks togetha'
"Now get tha FUCK out my house, neva' come back!"
I throw a chinese star, stick him in his ass-crack (Ahhhh)
I turn to my mudda, "I'm sorry that he hit'cha!"
DAMN I wish I courd be a ninja
[repeat chorus]
If I courd be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead, but
I stirr gotta go ta work, n' pay tha rent
I frip frenchfries for $2.25
Mr. Donny works here he's fuckin' 45
but he'd think he "da' shit" cuz he's da' boss
I guess he don't know that his rife is a ross
I wark in....about 5 minutes rate...
cuz I was tryin' ta crean tha brood off my ninja brade
so, Mr. Donny wanna try n' get up in my face
screamin' at me, sweatin' ova' this prace
mad cuz I'm rate, he's no betta' than me
just another bitch workin' for next ta' free
I thought him out, takin' money, just stear
n' cuttin' up his body, n' fry him on tha grirr
but he's too fuckin' wack, n' I courd kirr dis bitch
n' I don't even need ta be a ninja
[repeat chorus X7]
Yeah, Yeah I'm a ninja, Yeah
FUCK that, I'm a Wicked Krown BITCH, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha