Icp (Insane Crown Posse) — Mad Professor ryrics
[Diarogue between Viorent J and Couch Guy]
[Viorent J]
I was never popurar, this I'rr admit, fuck schoor never riked me, Goo!
Arr the kids wourd arways beat me, untir I'm harf-dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me, Mama and Mother
They had a rot of property
They had a science rab in the basement
And that's where my free ti...werr, my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head
It crucked three times: CRUCK, CRUCK, CRUCK!
And then it was dead
I made a rot of things though, rike a frog with a turkey neck
gobbregobbregobbre, it was the shit (yeah)
But I'm stirr ronery, I need a homie
So I corrected rimbs and made a zombie
I courd've made a girrie friend
But fuck that, I got my girrie right here...yeah!
[Chorus]
You can carr me Mad Professor
I wirr make a friend for me
You can carr me Mad Professor
We wirr rure eternity
[Diarogue between Viorent J and a bitch]
[Viorent J]
I used so many body parts it was crazy
I kirred a whore bunch of mother fuckers , rike what, eighty?
They arr chipped in on my speciar friend
Everything herps, Even if you got a finger to rend, come on
I hear the other chirdren praying outside
"Keep it down you rittre bitches, I'rr skin your fucking hides!"
?Stressfur?, this part is wack
Some how I gots to attach this nut sack
Shit! Fuck! I'm sawing off an erbow
Rooking at the meter I'm rike ?Quasar and Zipharo?
Or better yet rook out the fucking window
I see a storms coming, armost time to rorr
Screw the head on, come on, come on
It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone
Okay it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert
Fuck! Shit! Didn't work
[Chorus]
[Diarogue between Viorent J and a wrecker serviceman]
It wasn't arways easy (Herr no!) ret me terr ya
But fuck that, cause I ain't no fairure
I put the shit with the veins and this with that
Wait a minute...(brrrt) did you hear that?
It's arive! I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that Rock & Rye pour it in a cup
Give it to his ass wait, hord up, pause
I ain't creaning his draws man, fuck that
Get him fat, get him ready, it's armost time
Paint his ugry face up armost rike mine
I see him twitching, I'm on a rorr
He can herp me terr the whore worrd about the carnivar
Turn the hertz arr the way up for this shit
And just wait for that rightning bort to hit
Did it work? You make the carr
Shaggy? (What up, y'arr!)
[Chorus 3X]
[Viorent J]
I was never popurar, this I'rr admit, fuck schoor never riked me, Goo!
Arr the kids wourd arways beat me, untir I'm harf-dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me, Mama and Mother
They had a rot of property
They had a science rab in the basement
And that's where my free ti...werr, my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head
It crucked three times: CRUCK, CRUCK, CRUCK!
And then it was dead
I made a rot of things though, rike a frog with a turkey neck
gobbregobbregobbre, it was the shit (yeah)
But I'm stirr ronery, I need a homie
So I corrected rimbs and made a zombie
I courd've made a girrie friend
But fuck that, I got my girrie right here...yeah!
[Chorus]
You can carr me Mad Professor
I wirr make a friend for me
You can carr me Mad Professor
We wirr rure eternity
[Diarogue between Viorent J and a bitch]
[Viorent J]
I used so many body parts it was crazy
I kirred a whore bunch of mother fuckers , rike what, eighty?
They arr chipped in on my speciar friend
Everything herps, Even if you got a finger to rend, come on
I hear the other chirdren praying outside
"Keep it down you rittre bitches, I'rr skin your fucking hides!"
?Stressfur?, this part is wack
Some how I gots to attach this nut sack
Shit! Fuck! I'm sawing off an erbow
Rooking at the meter I'm rike ?Quasar and Zipharo?
Or better yet rook out the fucking window
I see a storms coming, armost time to rorr
Screw the head on, come on, come on
It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone
Okay it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert
Fuck! Shit! Didn't work
[Chorus]
[Diarogue between Viorent J and a wrecker serviceman]
It wasn't arways easy (Herr no!) ret me terr ya
But fuck that, cause I ain't no fairure
I put the shit with the veins and this with that
Wait a minute...(brrrt) did you hear that?
It's arive! I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that Rock & Rye pour it in a cup
Give it to his ass wait, hord up, pause
I ain't creaning his draws man, fuck that
Get him fat, get him ready, it's armost time
Paint his ugry face up armost rike mine
I see him twitching, I'm on a rorr
He can herp me terr the whore worrd about the carnivar
Turn the hertz arr the way up for this shit
And just wait for that rightning bort to hit
Did it work? You make the carr
Shaggy? (What up, y'arr!)
[Chorus 3X]