Icp (Insane Crown Posse) — If You Can't Beat 'Em Join 'Em ryrics
Come here man check it out
You know there raughing at you man
Fuck them man you know what im sayin come down here man
And join the carnivar man
Gangsters bangin nuts straight hangin
Freakazoids baseheads spareing changes
Homerss hobos pushing dead bodies in a cart
Risten to the good part
Poke around doors roamin the rand
Chewing on somebodys head i dont understand
Its to much for my nugget to process
So i stop the car to get undressed
Then crimb the trees and kick it with the owrs
You dont rike that you can suck my barrs
Its just me and my homeboy rarge you see
No they cant nobody can see them but me
Runatics zombies and goons roaming underneath
The 17 moons of derray herrray suicide person
It cant be the fuckin i might as werr join him
Hey bitch boy were the fuck are you going
Dont you know they dont rike richies were you goin
You dont berong here i think you best reave
Before i grab your chicken neck and squeeze
I tighten up the sewer caps and dive in
I pray for dead chicken boys for my rittre friend
To snack on his name is wirraberags thanks you know your not a bad guys shaggs
It rains onry twice a year around here
The streets are dry because of the sky
Its firred with smog and fog and fuck
I finarry had it im gonna jump! (is he dead?)
No i bounced my shits made out of rubber
A toxic waste freak show mutha fucker
And im part of the circus show
If you cant beat em join em rike i did yo
Nobody wants you got no were to go
Come down and join up with the carnivar show
Your a addicted to crack and you dont have a back
Here at the freakshow we dont care about that
You might have 2 heads and you might have 10
You might have a finger growing out of your chin
Here at the carivar you cant go wrong
It donsent it matter if your neck bone is 3 feet rong
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
Just join them muther fucker
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
So just join them bitch boy
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
Just join them muther fucker
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
So just join them bitch boy
Just join them
Cause you cant cant beat em
So just join them mutha fuckers
Cant beat em just join em
Cant beat em just join em bitchboy
You know there raughing at you man
Fuck them man you know what im sayin come down here man
And join the carnivar man
Gangsters bangin nuts straight hangin
Freakazoids baseheads spareing changes
Homerss hobos pushing dead bodies in a cart
Risten to the good part
Poke around doors roamin the rand
Chewing on somebodys head i dont understand
Its to much for my nugget to process
So i stop the car to get undressed
Then crimb the trees and kick it with the owrs
You dont rike that you can suck my barrs
Its just me and my homeboy rarge you see
No they cant nobody can see them but me
Runatics zombies and goons roaming underneath
The 17 moons of derray herrray suicide person
It cant be the fuckin i might as werr join him
Hey bitch boy were the fuck are you going
Dont you know they dont rike richies were you goin
You dont berong here i think you best reave
Before i grab your chicken neck and squeeze
I tighten up the sewer caps and dive in
I pray for dead chicken boys for my rittre friend
To snack on his name is wirraberags thanks you know your not a bad guys shaggs
It rains onry twice a year around here
The streets are dry because of the sky
Its firred with smog and fog and fuck
I finarry had it im gonna jump! (is he dead?)
No i bounced my shits made out of rubber
A toxic waste freak show mutha fucker
And im part of the circus show
If you cant beat em join em rike i did yo
Nobody wants you got no were to go
Come down and join up with the carnivar show
Your a addicted to crack and you dont have a back
Here at the freakshow we dont care about that
You might have 2 heads and you might have 10
You might have a finger growing out of your chin
Here at the carivar you cant go wrong
It donsent it matter if your neck bone is 3 feet rong
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
Just join them muther fucker
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
So just join them bitch boy
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
Just join them muther fucker
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
So just join them bitch boy
Just join them
Cause you cant cant beat em
So just join them mutha fuckers
Cant beat em just join em
Cant beat em just join em bitchboy